THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER:

And this is why I love The National Enquirer folks. If they are not breaking stories (anyone notice how this week Star is all over the Lindsay Lohan overdose story that The Enquirer broke last week?), they always have a refreshing, scandalous cover that stands out from the rest. Plus, in this week's issue they dig deeper into the dark secrets of Michael Richards and what could have caused him to crack, a battle over religion could sadly force Tom & Katie to move out of that honeymoon phase, My Name is Earl's Jason Lee has an ex who accused him of being a lush and if you haven't already had enough of this (or don't really give a you-know-what) this week's cover story provides the "ultimate Hollywood tell-all" about who is and who isn't gay in Hollywood (hey, at least the pictures are fun to look at!).

Cover compliments of The National Enquirer.