Tabloid Whore!



Someone, please make some room so I can puke and please let this be a joke. It is being reported that former boxing champion and convicted rapist Mike Tyson is going to go to work for the one and only Heidi Fleiss. Heidi, who bought 60 acres of land in Nevada to open a legalized brothel for women, has hired Tyson to be one of her "studs." As one of Fleiss' newest employees, she says of Tyson, ""I told him: 'You're going to be my big stallion.'"It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Um, yeah, no Heidi ... It's every woman's fear that she will be raped by Mike Tyson. Tyson on the other hand, seems to be more than ready to take on his new job challenge and told a reporter, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
When Heidi was a professional Madame, she always used to say she took care of "her girls." Granted, the woman is not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but sweet heavens! You would hope considering she is opening this brothel for women, that she would have the sense not to hire a freakin' rapist pig, ear biting animal. What the hell is wrong with this world?! Even more frightening is the fact that there will be some women out there totally wack and sick in the head that will go and line up to be fucked by Tyson. Ugh!


Blogger DrDiSaia said...

That is a threat in waiting for married guys everywhere.

1:32 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...

He won't be able to get his one inch dick hard.

3:14 PM, November 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.HazimHere..again.If Mike was a boxer in Thailand, he'd have had a sex change already.

...then all the women come out of the brothel with missing left ears.

9:58 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

Fucking puke.

12:08 PM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

ew this reminds me of Satan

9:28 PM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

wonder if she had to raise her insurance coverage to hire this psycho. duh.

9:02 AM, November 22, 2006  

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