NICOLE SAYS SHE DIDN'T DO IT.

Of COURSE not.

Nicole Richie has lashed out at Page Six for the recent blind item every blogger and their mother guessed had to be about her. The item said that a "Hollywood starlet" who had "secret" gastric bypass surgery, recently had it reversed after losing too much weight. It appears that like you and I, Nicole also has assumed the item is about her and is all the hell pissed off. She posted the following message on her MySpace site:

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

"It just doesn't stop...
So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way."

Oh Nicole, you are so sneaky! You are so good with your facts and I loves how you don't deny that you ever had gastric bypass surgery, only that you haven't had it reversed. Tee Hee! Let's go have a hamburger for the cameras!

Source: DListed