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I have decided to start a new weekly feature on Tabloid Whore called "Dumbass of The Week." The first "Dumbass" recipient goes to freshly evicted Big Brother houseguest, Will Kirby. Will gets this honor not only because he chose to play with Janie's emotions for "sport," hurt his girlfriend who he claimed to "love" because of that sport enough that she reportedly dumped his ass, consistently wore a lame ass mandana made out of a t-shirt arm on national television, tried to save face in post eviction interviews by claiming his actions with Janie "were all part of the game" (Shhh! don't forget to whisper!) and because Reality Shack also posted a brilliant open letter to him entitled, "Why You Lost The Show and The Girl" and they nailed it. Dumbass!

Related Post: Jedi Janie Takes Out Dr. Will On Big Brother All Stars. You Heard Me.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! That was a great letter.

8:26 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will is trying to win back his real girlfriend erin (and i hope it works out for them..being with someone for a year and a half..obviously means u have something real with that person)...according to all his interviews today..he doesnt really seem too concerned about 'apparently' losing the open letter...sorry to say doesnt really convince me of the fact that he is a dumbass.

9:06 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous dontfakethefunk said...

That hair?

9:07 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's only saving face with the girlfriend which is what is expected under the circumstances. Come on he fell hard for Jedi Jane but is clearly hurt she put him out. Just me personal opinion.

9:19 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will's a dumbass for MANY reasons. putting himself in a position to where he is even HAVING to try and win back a girlfriend makes him an even larger one. he behaved like a pig. and he needs a haircut.

9:21 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet this won't get posted..

Will is the best player BB has ever seen. You guys miss season two where he won??

It's a game people.. only dumbass around here is those posting lame blogs trying to capitalize on the show; of which, Will made the show so very entertaining.. any of the other characters shown with a twinkle in their eye? Love him or hate him, he is extremely entertaining.. the rest of this season will be truly anti-climactic with a floater, wannabe beauty queen and mini chilltown leftover.

9:27 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erin is ugly.Janelle is gorgeous. Will was falling for Janelle and she just punked him.Go Janey!!!

9:29 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 9:27 you have terrible grammar. Whose the dumbass now bitch?

9:34 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree--Erin is NOTHING compared to stunning, smart, funny, caring Janelle!! I want Will and Janelle to live in LA and have pretty Chilliam babies... but he may have ruined it :( Make it up to her at the finals Will!!!

Ohh.. and I might actually watch Amazing Race if those two were contestants.

9:38 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's a game...why can't people understand that? will's strategy was to flirt with janelle to get what he wanted and it almost worked if it wasn't for erika. he did what he had to do! janelle was dumb enough to believe that will would dump her for his girlfriend. although janelle is still in the game, she ended up looking like a complete ass on tv. let's review shall we: janelle - wanting to cheat on her boyfriend and homewreck another couple's relationship and voting out her own friends/alliance because she thought she would have something with will--> can u say dumbass?

9:43 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will promised things to Janie Doll that were outside the game. He told he and Erin had problems for a while and that they had broken prior to going into BB. He told Janie he wanted to respect her relationship with her bf. Will and Janie were more intimate whispering and holding hands than a lot of couples that make out. If I saw my bf being that way with another woman there is no way I could take him back. He did things for Janie that he said he never did for anyone else.

10:00 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice letter. But way off base. You yourself are missing the point of the game---to WIN. At any cost. And Chilltown almost did. When it gets down to it, their strategy was ingenious, almost perfect. Would have been perfect except for the fact that you get down to only four left in the house. Talk. Secrets get out. Etc. They got found out. Chilltown were dumbasses for keeping both Erica and Janelle in the final four. They should have kept, say, George. Hell, even Danielle. LOL. But to have kept both those women together? Disaster in the making. DUMBASSES!

10:05 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will was playing with Janelle's emotions the entire game... and in the end he got played by her... Way to Go Janelle! Maybe he will get some sun at the sequester house..My boy ChiaHead is Casper white! And while he's there..maybe he can bitch-slap Marcy..that girl needs a mouthfull of anti-depressants.

10:07 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will thought he was playing Janie and he got played, simple as that! He was just an arrogant, jackass, and a attention whore. But he is handsome and intelligent and he know it. Prick!!

10:14 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell is ERIN?????

5:35 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:35, Erin is Will's girlfriend..another reality TV person..I think she won that Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire or something like that show. Will played a great game until the point when Boogie nominated the 2 girls together. They should have nominated one and put Will up so they'd have someone else for when the veto was won. That way at least one of the girls could have seriously believed everything they said, the girls wouldn't have gotten together... Boogie having no clue about women didn't help. I still don't get how Will couldn't do damage control after Erika initially spoke with Janelle, but I suspect he got lazy. Had he stayed up all night with Janelle instead of Erika doing so, I think he might still be in the house. Oh well. The show sucks without Will though. I hope someone gets smart and gives him a show or something. When he was romancing the camera that!

6:30 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 9:34 are calling someone out for grammar, yet you mistake whose for who's?

6:33 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

qnext weeks recipient should be Janelle for beleiving Erika had her back.

Not to mention that she beleived anything Will had to say.

A true dumbass...

8:33 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will just got too confident and too cocky. Carried things too far with the "showmances" Was a hell of a ride though! Peace out Will and Boogie and lets see Janelle win this thing.

8:41 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will is a dumbass...
Can't he see that janelle is the perfect person for him. I mean come on forget about Erin. Janelle is perfect for him. He said it was just a flirtmance but i watched the show and video's and I saw the was he looks into her eye's. come on will hawstupid are you. Go on her myspace and tell her you like her. I know she likes maybe even loves you.

9:17 AM, September 16, 2006  

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