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Sweet Jesus! This is going to give me nightmares!

Creepy images via: The Superficial

Related post: Angelina's kids get the shaft as Shiloh Jolie is made with wax.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Tabloid Whore!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!

I hope they sell a lawn set of this soon at WalMart.

12:43 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet everlovin' Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha!!!!!ha!!!tee!!!!hee!!! holy shit!!!

Oh, my side hurts!!!

12:49 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good God!


12:53 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous bdogg_mcgee said...

Oh Holy Jesus.

Does anyone else think that Brad Pitt looks funny? He looks like some serial killer or something!

And a little like David Spade...

1:04 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wax Angelina has nipples LMAO I guess they are "life like".

1:40 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt just looks angry...

Maybe it's because of that nasty receding hairline they gave him?

2:19 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Jennifer Aniston said...

The wax figure of Brad looks like he is wasting away from the effects of

3:05 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS THREAD HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD... thank you everyone!

Brad does look a little Spade-like and also angry. I was going to say, Jennifer Aniston will love how he looks greasy and unwashed. But she already posted. ; )

3:23 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh what the mother freaking?

When they break up i bet they remove Pitt from the setting.

The fact that the other two children are not there is really down right cruel. If i were either Brad or Angie, i'd be pissed off and insulted. They should totally say something and have their other two children represented as well. If they don't, it speaks volumes of their character ... or lack of ...

5:00 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't think it's a huge deal about the other 2 kids. the point of everyone's fascination was the gene pool, not how many kids these knuckleheads can raise with their nannies. maddox and 'z' are lucky to be left out of this freak show.

the only one missing is jennifer aniston. she should be stage left, arm raised high in the air, throwing a cell phone straight at brangie.

5:18 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh, might angie's shirt be a little see thru? all in the name of a wax figure? where is this going to be displayed? i didn't realize those things were SO revealing.

6:44 PM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger Trevor Pitt said...

It looks like Brad is melting away under the lights. And do Angelina's nipples lactate every so often? Because they're quite predominant. Shiloh looks like one of those scary "real life" dolls they sold a few years ago.

7:53 PM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger incaRed said...

Nice nipples on angie.

4:38 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous HOLLY said...

OMG... this is sooo creepy... but i love it... thanks!!!

7:38 AM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger Rrramone said...

You have to admit that they did capture some key likenesses. :-)

8:04 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. when did Brad turn Mexican? WTF???

3:48 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 3:48 thanks for the best laugh of my day!!!

Wow, just too wierd and creepy. Do they have to have some type of permission to do this????

How sad to ignore the rest of the kids.

6:05 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Demented Pixie said...

What I wanna know is why was it just Shiloh who was waxed? Why not Maddox and Zahara too? Is that very fair to them? Those two are already gonna have complexes from being adopted and shoved aside after the “Chosen One” was finally born but now it’s almost like a great big slap in the face from the rest of the world as to their new second-hand status. Like we’re saying to them “Now that the Christ Child is here we don’t need you two rejects anymore! Moveover! Where’s Shiloh?” It’s just not right. If Angie really loved her little menagerie (as opposed to just collecting her own version of the UN like I collect coins and rocks and stamps, etc...) she’d stick up for her two little refugees and get them waxed too. Just my opinion.

4:30 PM, July 28, 2006  
Blogger UsaChatNow said...

wow that looks nasty...both of them....look very creepy...brads dont even look like him and angelina looks like crap


2:47 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They forgot to add all the acne pock marks on Brads face he has... I hate that old two timeing cocksucker.

11:24 AM, July 31, 2006  

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