ANGELINA'S ADOPTED KIDS GET THE SHAFT AS SHILOH JOLIE IS MADE WITH WAX.
Poor sweet Zahara. "Mommy, Mommy! I want to be in the picture too!"For all of you who are going through Brangelina withdrawal (yes you, who wrote the comment in the other post), this is for you. Maddox and Zahara Jolie-Pitt have been unjustly and shamelessly shunned by Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. A wax creation of Brad and Angelina's biological daughter Shiloh is set to be unveiled Wednesday under the moniker of "worlds most famous baby." Oh God help us. According to the museum, the wax baby blob will have Angelina's "signature pouty lips and delicate features, and will be displayed in an "African-themed nursery," where it will rest "peacefully" in a woven basket." Standing next to baby Shiloh will be wax figures of Angelina and Brad, but Maddox and Zahara will be suspiciously missing. Excuse me? Where the hell is the justice for Maddox and Zahara? Why no little wax blobs of them? Does Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum think adopted kids from foreign countries aren't as good as pure Jolie eggs and Pitt sperm? After this and what is still yet to come, those poor two children are going to grow up with a complex. I can just hear little Maddox now, "Shiloh! Shiloh! Shiloh! I'm tired of living in Shiloh's shadow all the time!!"
Poor cute Maddox. "Argh! I think my days as king of the castle are done!"
Source: E! Online
Poor cute Maddox. "Argh! I think my days as king of the castle are done!"Source: E! Online
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 7/25/2006
13 Comments:
Ok TW...you're funny!!! Ask and you shall receive, huh?
This the by far the best and funniest post I have ever read...so I have decided-with your permission...to print it out....frame it and hang it in my office. A wax baby in an african setting in a woven basket- I will be laughing forever about this one.
Thank you for making my year!!!!!!
They should have had one of, Maddox and Zahara. I guess they are considering Shiloh to be more famous than Mad and Z.
isn't jesus the most famous baby?
this is pathetic and ridiculous. And if they insist on "waxing" this child and her parents, they should wax the siblings as well.
i sure hope this isn't a sign of things to come.
i feel the same type of thing is going to happen with the Cruise family.
Those parent better be better people than i think and treat ALL of their children the same, no matter what the press does.
I can see the big heads of Shilo and Suri growing already...we're in trouble.
Can you say Paris Hilton's in the making???
oh lord.
next comes the manger display with baby shiloh-savior surrounded by wise men. her agents and publicists.
11:45-
HA!!! HA!!! really loud!
Sammie's right! "A wax baby in an african setting in a woven basket -"
Saturday Night Live has its next skit right there. Good work, TW! Very funny stuff, and I'm still trying to digest it. : )
I'm serious. The baby looks like David Caruso.
they should have made a wax model of maddox and zahara as well, afterall shiloh is just a baby, but look at maddox, he's so adorable!
honestly...who cares about the homewrecker and her illegitimate kid?????????????
Illegitimate kid?? U asshole its still a child!!! I agree that all 3 kids should be in the museum. She treats them all as equals and as if they are biologically hers and the museum is an asshole 4 not acknowledging that
Angelina is a crazy ho and YES illegitimate kid. I feel for all her children, she's not what she claims to be
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