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6.07.2006

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER SEZ: ANGIE NOT SURE WHO HER BABY DADDY IS!


Don't shoot the messenger people!!
Crazy, wild stuff is going down in this week's The National Enquirer all about Brad and Angelina's new baby. Looks like their might be some trouble brewing on the home front soon!

"Angelina Jolie has been struggling with the most explosive Hollywood secret ever! Brad Pitt may not be the father of her newborn daughter, a source tells The Enquirer!"

Sources tell the mag that Angelina told pals she slept w/another man
(Jenny Shimizu??) before getting pregnant, and now is worried that Brad may not be the baby daddy! Throughout her entire pregnancy sources say she suffered quietly after doing the math that led her to fear Brad might not be the father. If you remember back in November, I covered a story that was featured in In Touch Weekly (check it here) that claimed Angelina's ex Jonny Lee Miller was goin' about town saying shit like he was still boinking Angelina and that Brad would be very upset if he ever found out. NE claims that Angie is totally freaked out about losing her man and desperately wants to keep him away from his ex Jennifer Aniston. She reportedly wants to pack up the family, stay outta Malibu (Jen's territory) and move it to France. If Angie has it her way, they'll be living there for years to come!

Brad possibly not Shiloh's birth daddy?
Oh no! The horror! Pick up the latest issue of The National Enquirer to find out the rest of the dirt folks!

60 Comments:

Anonymous sammie said...

Obviously, Angie and Brad need to go on Maury's 'who's my baby daddy' segment." And then donate their fee to charity. Happiness all around.

10:16 AM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If True??? Serves her right!

10:39 AM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh come on!

5:02 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This same magazine claims that Heather beat up Paul McCarthy. I ask with what? Her fake leg.

Only bored housewives read the National Inquirer and only idiots believe the stories.

5:37 PM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. LOL to anonymous 5:37PM. Was gonna say something funny, but you took the words right outta my mouth.

6:46 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So delicious---If only it were true!!

7:05 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous tammy said...

oh my god!

7:10 PM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger Beanie said...

That is such bullshit...that baby has Brad's eyes and Angelina's lips...you can see it already.

It never ceases to amaze me the depravity of some of these tabloids. They just want to sell magazines and nothing more.

7:27 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny Shimizu is a woman

8:10 PM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

UM REALLY??? Thanks for the clarification...it's called, "a joke."

8:13 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous imprettyandyournot said...

Oh, that's what it is.

9:18 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, all funny... IF it were true. And who knows.

5:37, surprised at what you say. NE has broken a number of stories including the pictures of OJ's Bruno Magli shoes. Filled with gossip, maybe, but the Enquirer has received major media acknowledgement in the last ten years.

Anywayz. This story be farfetched. Could be a half-rumor -- or maybe the truth.

But the grandparents flew in from Missouri so I tend to think that D'Pitt did drop his royal seed about 9 months ago. All said and enuff already since everyone's sick of them!

9:24 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Kim said...

Lol, I so WISH this were true, even though Im sure it's not.

10:44 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.) Jennifer’s has got tons going for her. Looks, class, charm.
Angelina has looks, and I suppose some charm, but withot class, all you have is trailor trash with charisma, which is just the same as a good hooker.

Refuse to respect a woman that rools around with a married man, and is not WOMAN enough to stand up and say, yeah I did it.


4) When Angie invaded tiny tiny African coastal town to have her baby, she, in my eyes, did nothing but draw more attention to her self, the very thing she claimed to wish to avoid.

5)Along with massive bodyguards and massive bank accounts, I think she and Brad have massive egos.

11:59 PM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous secretary said...

I smell a lawsuit in National Inquirer's future.

7:18 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In other world news......
>insert your bullshit here<

7:47 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well then maybe he can adopt that one! ;)

7:58 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

honestly people if u had all that cash, u would go off to some far away place if u could. stop trying to ruin all the fun with a bunch of crap....

6:48 AM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotta agree with "anon 11:59"
All these 2 did was draw more attention to themselves. They are more abnoxious then ever....they really need to get over themselves...i'm over them.

12:05 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Given her sexual past..." she must have done something right to keep from getting knocked up in the past! So what's different now? She's actually in love with the man that fathered Shiloh: BRAD! Get a life, people.

2:09 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in the grocery store yesterday and observed the woman in front of me picking up one of issues that we are referring to. I could not help but laugh... Now I know what a Maniston fan looks like and yes, I am sure she wants Maury and Jerry Springer every single day.

Johnny Miller is so out her life. If he said that, then he said it knowing that he would never see or talk to her again. I guess he is a sore looser. All one has to do is look at the baby ans see Brad on her face. Look at the way Angie looks at Brad .... She loves him in a way she has loved no one else. That is a bitter pill for her exes who are still in love with her to swallow.

Jennifer is a fool to have neglected her marriage and relationship with Brad.... Any man can be a lover but only few are good fathers and husbands. Vince is definitely not that man ...Besides he will get tired of her needy self-centered ass soon.

9:53 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the baby is not Brad's, its her brother's, why else would she wants him at the birth? Those two creeps me out.

12:52 AM, June 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow i cant believe this like come on! i think it is brads and if it isnt i still think peoples should leave the couple alone dont b harsh on them

9:36 AM, June 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Billy Bob walked away from her...How vcan you call that being in love ?
Isnt the message strong enough ?

5:49 PM, June 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god they are not married yet. I hope this news flash is true and Brad goes back to the real woman who has his heart.

7:20 PM, June 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time, Brad, wake up!!!

9:26 PM, June 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course it is possible! Any woman with that many tattoos is unstable and over the edge.

2:33 PM, June 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She fools everyone, separetes couples..bitch.

4:25 PM, June 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, Angelina has probably done more in one month for other people than Jennifer Aniston Has done in a lifetime. Jens ugly,looks like Barbara Streisand. Angelina is such a beautiful person inside and out. Good for Brad that he fell in love with her. And good for them to now have such a beautiful daughter together. Anyone who says Brad isn't the father is just jealous.

8:51 PM, June 12, 2006  
Anonymous Helen said...

Of course the baby is Brad's. She looks exactly like him. The only thing she has for Angelina is the lips. The baby even has Brad's facial structure. Just look at this pic if you need convincing: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7467/1265/400/brad.jpg

Anyone who says the child isn't Brad's is just trying to make mischief. This is definitely his baby.

4:51 AM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People its called spellcheck. You're making my eyes bleed. Typos are understandable but blatant wrong spelling is annoying and makes you look like an idiot.

6:05 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous JEN said...

THIS KIND OF MAGAZINE IS CHEAP., GABBAGE. THEY ALWAYS TELLING LIE. WE DON'T TRUST THIS NEW. MAYBE SOME HATERS CREATE. THE STORY . ONLY JOLIE AND BRAD KNOW WHO IS A FATHER OF THEIR BABY. CHEAP MAGAZINE .

10:07 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous BOB said...

HEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE SMART??WHO CARE SPELLCHECK OR NOT. AT LEAST THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPRESS THEMSELF.YOU ARE AN IDIOT

10:13 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous BOB said...

I DON'T TRUST THIS KIND OF MAGAZINE.

10:16 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous BOB said...

I DON'T TRUST THIS KIND OF MAGAZINE

10:18 PM, June 13, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

BOB, JEN, whoever you are...thank you. I think we get the point. This is a tabloid website after all, please don't get so worked up over it.

10:27 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must admit....I am the father.

10:41 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this news is true, then brad can dump Angie, she's like a horny bitch and ugly, anybodi who says she's hot and everything, that person is blind from eye to heart, and even dumb ... I heard Angie's baby, Shiloh, is engaged to TomKat's daughter.this celebs world is a mess and all about dramas, them celebs don't know what they're doing,

10:44 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angie is ugly, that's my comment

10:46 PM, June 13, 2006  
Anonymous Melinda said...

i think that no matter what the consequeces are Brad is still gonna be the father cause he was there. and angie is not ugly! she is one of the prettiest girl out there. ppl make mistakes but u learn from them and what doesnt kill u make u stronger.

6:01 AM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Jennifer Aniston is ugly. Unless you like Jewish looking girls with big noses. Eeeel! Stop being jealous of Angelina just because she's beautiful, has Brad, and his baby. Brad always wanted kids, something J. Aniston never gave him. Oh well!

7:07 AM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Jennifer Aniston is ugly. Stop being jealous of Angelina because she's beautiful,has Brad and his baby. Jennifer never gave him a baby, and that's something he's always wanted.

7:10 AM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad's a cheat. Angelina is a cheat. The poor kid won't ever learn how to play fair.

10:50 AM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jolie has made it no secret that she is a proponent of sex with multiple partners, so it would not surprise me. More interesting to me is how love bonds form between leading actors during filming, causing them to leave their spouses (often their leads on previous films), profess undying, true love, only to have it peter out after a year or two.

8:49 PM, June 14, 2006  
Blogger SeaNymphette said...

My God,
what a bunch of whiney, childish Haters. Anonymous please shut up. You are clueless. "Trailer trash w/charisma, a good hooker?", "Jennifer has got tons going for her. Looks, class, charm?" Give me a freaking break. I'm gonna hurl! Jolie is from showbiz royalty. Dad is an Oscar winner. She is an Oscar winner. Mother is a French-Canadian Model/Actress. Godmother is British actress, Jacqueline Bisset. Pretty classy Hollywood pedigree. "Hackers" was stylish, trendsetting, and successful. Her performance trumped the lead actor and her ex-husband, Jonny Lee Miller, and her career skyrocketed when his did not, perhaps that explains his sour grapes comments. Jolie is no more promiscuous than any other Hollywood starlet. Only more honest and in touch with her own sexuality (God forbid a woman not pretend to be frigid and have a real sexual presence)! Aniston's father is a soap opera actor. I think he is still on the same soap he was on 20 year ago. So much for progressing in your craft. Unlike "Hackers" one of Aniston's first films was "Leprechaun 3" was complete crap and she was a bit porky in it. If talent is commiserate to the films they have been in than Jolie is leagues ahead of Aniston. The bottom line is Aniston can't act, Jolie can.

3:22 AM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

acctually i like angelina when i first watch her movie..but then i learn that this woman always cause break up between other couple..which mean, there's something wrong with this woman..and the most hated creatures in this world are those who cause pain in others' relation..and she's in that category..i just can't see how this kind of person with such background (all those wild behaviours?) can be the ambassador of the UN..should be someone with good attitude to be appointed with such position..but then..most 'big people' all around the world themselves are poor in 'goodwill'..with all those scandals...why should i ever wonder? doesn't mean, when someone is goodlooking, she/he is good at heart...never judge a book by its cover..judge them with how they behave..
well..i dont really care if brad and angie last forever..if they do..they serve one and other very well..both cheater..i just hope that they'll learn a true lesson in a hard way..

11:15 AM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok do you have evidence..i mean "a source says" doesnt mean anything...the world needs proof..like DNA..and what not...
dont just go publish crapp saying its not his baby..i mean have some proof first..

4:22 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe it... YOu people are srguing about something that's none of your bussines!!! No one really knows what happened between Brad and Jennifer, but them! So you can't tell that Angie broke their marriage... And why are you fighting about who's more beautiful, or succesful?!?! They both are... And Brad was with Jennifer for a long time, so she has to have somethig... And now he's with Angie, so she also has that somtehing... All in all, it's their choise, and who are we to judge them? It's their life, and thier mistakes... So leave them alone... It would probably be much easier for them to figure it all out if you people would just bug off!

5:43 AM, June 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ahte tabloides

5:44 AM, June 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are too hard on her. she is single and can sleep with as many people (separately or at once) as she wants. That is how she lives her life and it doesn't matter how many masks she's tried to wear, you can't deny her by what is down there, the true nature.

5:40 PM, June 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sources tell the mag that Angelina told pals she slept w/another man (Jenny Shimizu??) before getting pregnant"

Unless jenny was adobted by a japanese couple... the baby would be part asian part causasian, from the pictures highly doubtful?

12:58 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is their life not ours
stay out of theirs let them do w/ever they want w/out people invading on their lives

11:49 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok people I know we all Love hollywood because we get to live vicarious lives through them but I have to admit it may be possible that brad is not the father. It may also be possible that he is the father but Angelina isn't 100% sure because she had multiple partners at the time. Those we may have heard of and I am sure many we haven't heard of. Condoms break and birthcontrol isn't 100% SO ALL THE MOETHODS IN THE WORLD AREN'T THE KIND OF GAURANTEE GIVEN THRU ABSTINENCE. As wonderfull as many feel aNGELINA IS she herself admits to being extremely promiscuos. She has had numerous sexual RELATIONS with both men and woman. She and brad although sleeping together were not committed to each other until she became pregnant. I seriously doubt Angelina would have stayed with Brad if she wasn't pregnant. Never mind the fact she was at his throat for most of the pregnancy and he was miserable. But you make your bed you lie in it( at least until you have a good publicist) If Shilo is not brads baby ( no matter how much the kid looks like him only DNA is 100%) we will most likely never find out because it would be a career killer for both of them which they could never recover from. Brad for getting what he deserves after having screwed over his wife regaurdless of his poor excuse about her not being ready for kids he should never have shamed her so badly he should have quietly got a divorce and then fucked whoever he wanted and Angelina's career and reputation would be unsalvagable so I think it is a good possibility that it could be true and it was leaked to the enquirer in order to destroy the credibility of this possibility but us little people will probably never really find out the truth.

7:26 PM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know why she didn`t get pregnant before, she was sleeping with females!.

10:46 AM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those people who say that the child has Brad`s eyes. It is a common fact that all babies eye colour are blue until the 6th week of life, then they change colour.

11:12 AM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Sheridan said...

Angelina is a Whore and always was...we all knew that!
Brad is a Dumb Azz and I hope this is true. He should have never left Jennifer Anniston! What a Jerk!

3:21 PM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh come on!!! can't you just leave angie and brad alone! I can smell jealousy and bitterness here.. it wasn't their fault to be famous and to have such wonderful daughter. Guess those people bad-mouthing brad and angie should look at themselves in the mirror and have some conscience before jumping to any conclusions! For brad and angies' fans, who cares if the "rumor" is true or not, as long as both couple loved each other and become good parents to their kids then I don't see a problem here.. Just to add up, no one should be affected coz even Brad and Angie isn't.. They are both adults and I think they know what they are up to...

4:27 AM, July 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That baby is brangelina for sure. She looks just like brad with angies lips. NE is going WAY out on a limb here. Now we could have gotten a laugh if it was angie's procreation with an alien...

8:44 PM, August 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waar daar 'n rokie is, is daar 'n vuur, Angelina is eintlik pateties.

5:51 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Another mom said...

Oh just stfu everybody! Maybe if Jen wanted a baby, then Brad would be the bad guy and Angie would be the whore you all keep bitching about. What woman out there would not want Brad Pitt's baby? NOBODY "steals" a man! He wanted to go. You have never even met them, but you are so full of hate and rage over people you don't know! Get a LIFE! And those of you taken in by daddy Voight's tears? Hellooooo - he is an ACTOR. He can conjure up tears over a grocery list. And he walked out of baby Angie's life. Wow - what a nice guy - not.

7:02 PM, March 22, 2007  

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