THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER SAYS: "LORETTA LYNN DIES ON OPERATING TABLE!" (don't worry, she's ok)

Ohhhh, here we go! Another week of scandal with the fabulous The National Enquirer! It's going to be hard for them to top last week's cover story about Angelina allegedly not knowing who her baby daddy is, but leave it to The National Enquirer to send more juicy goodness TW's way for us to chat about! All the other rags have copy-cat covers of each other, but not The National Enquirer! Where else will you read about poor Loretta Lynn falling down in her home, and how she was found a long 7 hours later? If that weren't bad enough, once in the hospital she reportedly flatlined on the operating table and thankfully the doctors were able to bring the dear lady back to life. NE also has some more pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo in Cabo together (bitch!) getting all lovey in the swimming pool, which makes me weep! No, seriously, I think she is gorgeous and wouldn't mind Nick dating her (she is sooo much better than that Kardashian chick who hangs out with Paris Hilton *shudder*), I'm just worried she's going to break my dear Nick's heart for that Derek Jeter fellow! Those two can't seem to stay away from each other. Also in the issue, word is that Tom and Kate want to have another child right away ... could she be pregnant already? Me thinks it's waaay too soon after the birth but, oh! could you IMAGINE?! Pick up the latest issue and also more good deats here on the stories for you tomorrow folks, so make sure to check back!

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