Tabloid Whore!

6.08.2006

HEATHER MILLS LIKED TO TALK TO PAUL MCCARTNEY WITH HER FISTS.

"Are you thinking about Linda again? Why I oughta..."

By now most of you have seen this week's cover of The National Enquirer with the horrifying story, "Heather Beat Up Paul!" The tabloid reports that the soon to be divorced couple had a violent marriage thanks to the swinging hands of Paul McCartney's wife, Ms. Heather Mills. Seems that whenever the couple would fight, she allegedly would get so angry and end up being violent with Paul. A source told NE the first time Heather got out of line with him was when they had a huge argument over the way she was treated by his family (daughter Stella knows best!) and she went off and slapped poor Paul and also threw out her engagement ring. Bitch! They added that Heather used to get so frustrated with Paul that she just ended up "getting physical." The source claimed that part of her frustration was that Heather did not like feeling as though she came second to Paul's music, family and memories of the love of his life, late wife Linda McCartney. Slapping one of the Beatles? That lady should be thrown in jail!
Source: The National Enquirer

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given Sir Paul's ever faithful relationship with Linda when he could have been whoring around as a Supastar,we all know the demise of this marriage is her fault! He's a fithful guy who works hard at his relationships.

6:13 AM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame the kids and yes, Heather, too. She wanted to erase the fact he's a legend with about 40+ years' worth of fans.

Anyway, Stella has to be an enormous monster to have on the family tree. She looks like a bitch on wheels. I would not want to be this chick's in-law or step parent. Heather probably is a bitch too, but either way... she's going to need a strong support system to get through this divorce.

10:12 AM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is she wearing?

4:45 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have hid her fake leg and ran like hell. What a fucking skanky bitch.

7:30 PM, June 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Itcould have been worse.What if he had married Tonya Harding.

6:09 PM, June 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourselves - Maca slept with groupies, including under-aged ones, frequently during the entire time he was married to Linda. Anyone who works or lives in the entertainment industry knows this. I specifically know people who did.

11:55 AM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was on Howard Stern A Few Years back and Stern asked if there was going to be a pre-nup,
McC said it's not about money it's about love.

Now she's loving him out of Millions.

9:46 PM, June 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read and heard where Paul and Linda were never hardly apart during their marriage and rarely spent a night away from each other and that Paul did not run around on Linda after they were married. He is better off without Heather. She hit him with her fists. A lot of men would slap you over if you hit them unless you had a good reason for hitting them and I don't think she did have any reason to slap him. I think it was the other way around. I don't condone hitting women as I am one myself but I think if someone gets in your face and screams at you all the time and tries to boss you like she did Paul there may be an exception to the rule. You may be awfully tempted to slap them even if you shouldn't.

7:35 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't condone hitting women as I am one myself but if you get in someone's face and scream at them and try to boss them all the time like Heather did Paul and hit a man with your fists like she did then you may be tempted to hit them even though you shouldn't. I read and heard where Paul and Linda were never hardly apart during their marriage and that he was a faithful husband and did not run around on Linda. Paul deserves better than this.

7:40 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Sal said...

I agree with the last post.

10:52 AM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourselves - Maca slept with groupies, including under-aged ones, frequently during the entire time he was married to Linda. Anyone who works or lives in the entertainment industry knows this. I specifically know people who did.

Yeah, like who? I've been around the industry for awhile and never heard anything like that. If any of that was true someone would've made a pretty penny in the tabloids, because they would pay big bucks for stories like that. I think you're full of shit.

10:39 PM, August 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ditto

10:49 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just ignore that post. Yoko always has to get on these chat things and try to run Paul down.

5:51 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Heather is not happy with Paul there are millions of other women on the planet who would love to take her place,how dare her slur him and be so public about her marriage.She has no respect for a man who has always been the epidemy of good character and integrity.I adore him and so do most of the people in this world.Isn't it just like someone so ordinary to try to put down someone so extrodinary.Come to the USA Paul!We would all like to marry you!

6:02 PM, October 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God, people, check your spelling! You don't make a strong case for Paul looking like an illiterate.

6:43 AM, January 12, 2007  

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