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UPDATE: Hallelujah! Looks like Whitney may already be in rehab! So much for the super group intervention, but damn, it was a great idea! This story is so crazy mixed up and the Enquirer keeps changing the details around. No matter what, lets just hope that Whitney is in rehab and getting the help she needs! Read more HERE. **thanks to the reader who gave me the heads up!
Ahhh, what's a week without a Whitney Houston update? I'm sure y'all are jonezing for a little hit of Whitney, so I have just the thing for ya. Looks like the pleas to help dear bird Houston with her alleged crack addiction have been heard! Hooray! The National Enquirer reports that top peeps in the music industry plan on joining together and coming to her rescue. Bravo! If the NE is correct, soon an all-out desperate attempt to save Whitney and get her into long-term rehab will be put into action. Hootyhoo! People like record producer Clive Davis, Whitney's cousin Dionne Warwick, Aretha Franklin and Chaka. Chaka. Chaka Kahn, are just a few of the big names being mentioned in this super sized intervention. According to the NE, this is how it's all gonna go down: According to a source, they are all gonna meet up with Whitney and bombard her with memories, love, tears, kisses, blah, blah, blah, and try to convince her to check herself into rehab. If/when Whitney tells them "hell to-the no! Whitney won't go!" or to shove a crack pipe up their ass, the team will then take that girl against her will and force check her into a drug facility! Hoowaah! That's right, if Whitney won't help herself, they totally plan on kidnapping her! Even though friends cannot legally check her in to rehab, this whole plan is possible because they have the secret support of Whit's husband Bobby Brown and mother Cissy Houston. This plan is brilliant! How can it fail?! The only thing that is missing is a song to be penned for dear Whit, ala "We Are The World." Ya hear that Michael Jackson? Whitney's calling!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this is true, I really do.

1:22 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Dlisted is saying Whit is in rehab. ??

4:11 PM, April 18, 2006  

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