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3.31.2006

WANTED: NAOMI CAMPBELL NEEDS NEW MAID TO BEAT ON.


That crazy bitch Naomi Campbell is being accused AGAIN of beating the crap out of the help. This time, crazy ass Naomi allegedly hit her housekeeper in the back of the head with a cellphone. WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WOMAN ALWAYS THROWING PHONES AT PEOPLES HEADS?! Sorry. Got a little worked up there. Remember back in 1998 a former assistant accused her of the same thing? Or in September '05, when Naomi's friend Yvonne Schio accused her of punching her three times in the face and slamming her against a wall during an argument? Oh yah, there was also another assistant in November '05 that accused Naomi of head butting her and biting her bottom lip. It's called a pattern of behavior folks and that bitch Naomi has got one.

The housekeeper reportedly ended up going to the hospital after the phone opened a cut that needed four staples. Campbell was arrested Thursday morning (hooray!) and according to The Insider,
"was charged with assault in the second degree. She was released on her own recognizance." Naomi's people are trying to spin this as retaliation by the housekeeper by saying she was fired earlier in the day because several things were missing from Naomi's home. Yah, whatever. They also claim that her wounds were "self inflicted." I'm sorry, but that chick Naomi is no good! I want to see her locked up in jail for once and let the inmates show her what it feels like to be beat on! (and no people, I am not advocating violence against women, just Naomi, so keep your pants on!)
Source: Reuters

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to hook this bitch up with Mike Tyson.

7:24 AM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous glenda the good witch said...

Or better yet, Russell Crowe. They could practice throwing phones together.

7:59 AM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

nice save TW!!! no body whine about her being a woman beater this time please and thank you.

1:48 PM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we know.. the help wanted flyers with Naomi's picture and dollar signs impose on her face are posted at all entry's to US and in the hangouts for employment, servant offices as a equal opportunity get rich quick scheme with the recruiter getting a cut..

2:22 PM, March 31, 2006  

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