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2.01.2006

PAULA ABDUL GOES TO DR. PHIL FOR HELP.

Good 'ol Dr. Phil has helped a lot of people with their relationships, but is he SO good that he can help Paula Abdul find a man? Poor dear, the lovely lady has been so unlucky in love. I had such great hope for her when she nabbed that smokin' hot model Dante Spencer, but alas, that one didn't work out for our Ms. Paula either. Now she's asking Dr. Phil to find her a man worth keeping (or that will want to keep her). In his upcoming one hour Valentine's Day primetime special Love Smart, Paula and Dr. Phil are going to "explore the life of an unmarried international celebrity (huh? who's that? ) looking for love." Abdul will talk about her issues with finding a guy who is comfortable with her success, and who isn't "overwhelmed by her emotions" (translation: likes psycho bitches). Dr. Phil is going to send Paula out on a blind date with one of ten men and the lucky fellow won't be told in advance that it's Paula they're being set up with. I hope they weren't afraid of scaring him off. Paula will have to go through the date with cameras in her face (now that's comfortable) and then Doc Phil will study her strange behavior and critique her every move (yes!). Oh my God, I am soooo all over this.
Source: KGET (thanks to Hazim for the scoop!)

3 Comments:

Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

hmmm....interesting. Post says Paula is still with Dante and using this as a publicity move. If so, pretty pathetic of her and it's such stupid reasoning. Who knows, I heard a while ago her and Dante broke up..maybe it was filmed in the interum and now they are back together. Never know with that koo koo bird Paula.

1:48 PM, February 01, 2006  
Blogger hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again.
If the "lucky" man doesn't know it's Paula, he's most definitely going to be scared off. It's in the stars.hahaha

4:05 PM, February 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate Paula. YUCK!

1:41 PM, February 08, 2006  

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