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2.12.2007

WORST. COUPLE. EVER.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are freaking me out. Here they are at a post Grammys party. Ugh. I still haven't wrapped my head around this whole thing. I bet papa Joe posed them. Shit, this is so depressing, Mayer used to be so cool.






Source: ONTD

25 Comments:

Anonymous oscd said...

I'm leaving for a tuna sandwich now and a vanilla cappy, if I can keep it all down. Jess looks like Longoria here, and (gulp) John Mayer looks like JOAN COLLINS!! WTF

12:02 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it just me or does john mayer have a HUGE melon?

12:44 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They look like they've been posed in those terrible prom pictures from the 80's.

12:45 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a strange combo...UGH! I HATE THEM! And Jess should serioulsy think about not dating a guys who's hair looks better than hers...what with the french braid???

Nick must be laughing his ass off...

12:54 PM, February 12, 2007  
Blogger Anne-Caroline in Atlanta said...

OMG they gross me out. I cannot even listen to him on the radio anymore.

And WTF is up with her hair? LEAVE IT BLONDE HONEY. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Nobody has ever criticized your hair --- its your best feature... when it is blonde.

Change your manager, not your haircolor!

I feel so sorry for them, they have no clue how cheezy they are.

And, yes, he does have a gigantic melon (he is 6 ft 4 in) next to her little tiny 5 ft 3 frame. It looks weird.

1:42 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Jessica!
I guess I am in the minority here.
Aww geez.

2:02 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, his head has it's own gravitational pull!

2:12 PM, February 12, 2007  
Blogger chantistar said...

jesus h crist! his face is as huge as the elephant man's compared to her! ack! does he smoke? his skin coloring is atrocious. he never would have gotten a girl like jessica back in highschool.

2:15 PM, February 12, 2007  
Blogger chantistar said...

anon 2:02 i like her, too. she is just that annoying friend type of celebrity, ya know?

2:16 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous okay.... said...

What in the name of all that is holy is up with his hair?!?!

2:27 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ick...i'm having flashbacks to my prom BUT they do look cute in an 80s sort-of-way...i agree w/anne caroline, jess looks better as a blonde

2:42 PM, February 12, 2007  
Blogger Anne-Caroline in Atlanta said...

I like Jess too ---- she just needs to get a new svengali... or better yet, stand on her own two feet.

Papa Joe's advice is ruining her image and career.

She is a beautiful girl, and I guess talented (although I am not a fan of her musical genre).

I used to think she was just the cutest --- a real, live Barbie doll.

But she is suffering from image problems these days, I am sad to say.

5:01 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy cranium

7:06 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, does that guy ever take a shower? He looks so icky....give him a shower...a haircut...and oh yea..get rid of that thing with teeth on his arm and he'll be okay again.

7:40 PM, February 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, PROM photos! I give him credit for getting her to wear a little less warpaint. She looks a lot better, even with weirdly pink-red hair!

12:31 AM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous 99 NZ said...

OMG - In that bottom photo Jessica looks more like Ashlee than Ashlee does with her new nose!

1:44 AM, February 13, 2007  
Blogger chantistar said...

holy cranium LMAO! 7:06

4:25 AM, February 13, 2007  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...

Does he remind anyone else of Edward Scissorhands???

5:28 AM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous Suzy Q said...

I don't get all the John Mayer love, he's so weird looking and his music is well just ok!

9:12 AM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewww...she is gross. Goodbye John Mayer...you were cool while it lasted.

11:54 AM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah he does lol look like Edward Scissorhands i thought i was the only one that made that connection what happened to him? And hey by the way i thought Miss Jessica denied she was even dating him Run Johnny Deep err i mean John Mayer

1:19 PM, February 13, 2007  
Blogger Anne-Caroline in Atlanta said...

LOL

Edward Scissorhands

That is hilarious.

4:10 PM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mayer used to be so cool? Mayer used to be a groupie digger, and probably still is.

9:37 AM, February 14, 2007  
Blogger hurleygurlie2388 said...

oh my god look how big his head looks!!!

7:31 PM, February 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, I hope Jessica doesn't ruin him. I love John Mayer even with his big shaggy head. He's a sweetheart, down to earth, and talented. She might be a sweet girl, but she seems to have too much drama in her life.

4:07 AM, February 15, 2007  

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