Tabloid Whore!



This one comes as no surprise ... In Touch Weekly is reporting that Johnny Knoxville and his wife Melanie have split. The magazine got confirmation from his publicist who told them, "Yes, Johnny is currently separating from his wife.” Considering all the rumors that have been floating around for years about Knoxville allegedly screwing around with other women, I always wondered why the chick stayed with him. Plus, it always appeared he had "the wife" hidden and rarely brought her out in public. Of course, I'm sure he didn't want her to mess up his "game" or some shit like that. The couple also has a 10 year old daughter together which makes it even worse. For those of you who are worried about Knoxville, don't be. In Touch is claiming that he's already got himself a new girlfriend and is in lovvve. Anyway, considering the public humiliation his wife probably had to go through with all the reports of Knoxville supposedly boinking Jessica Simpson while they filmed The Dukes of Hazzard, I hope she takes him for all he's got! Cha-Ching!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

she looks old

2:51 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure thats not his mom?

3:17 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Wow. If this guy didn't sell his soul for a spot on the C-list...

Hope she gets her 50% from this dork, starts a new life and moves on.

5:00 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Cait said...

You never know though. I mean I know there were a lot of stories going around about him cheating on her, but we also haven't heard if she has done anything at all. She could be out there having more men in her than the Lincoln Tunnel every day, but she's only famous through him so we won't hear about it.
Whatever it is though, it didn't work out. I definitely think he's sexy in that odd, goofy way. Hell, I'll take him now.

5:43 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I met him out and actually became friends with him and he is a nice guy.

He did not cheat on her and he was hounded left and right by hot models and such.

5:53 PM, February 01, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

did he marry a witch?

12:16 AM, February 03, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson wouldn't touch this douche w/a 10ft. pole. Come on, let's all be honest, 2 words - Nick Lachey.

7:30 AM, February 06, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knoxvile seems brain dead. Anyone ever see Daltry Calhoun. I just tried to watch it last night. Kept it on in the background for about 30 min, most of which I fast forwarded through.
Its the kind of movie no one in their right mind would do or watch.
After jack ass I thought he'd be doing cutting edge stuff like skater, surfer or biker movies. Any of that he could have pulled off.
What kind of moron would take the movies he's done and act in them in such a pointless manner!

10:29 AM, February 08, 2007  

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