I really don't think many people give a rat's ass about Heather Mills McCartney. She is legendary Beatle Sir Paul McCartney's soon to be ex-wife and she's got one leg. Or half of one leg or some shit like that. Anyway, something I do give a rat's ass about is the television show Dancing With The Stars. I mean c'mon, I've got my priorities. Anyway, it appears that Ms. Heather Mills McCartney will be one of the contestants on Dancing With The Stars 4, premiering March 19th. I guess after her nasty divorce battle with Sir Paul, Heather is looking to "raise her profile" in the U.S. and feels that joining Dancing With The Stars is the way to do it. Sir Paul on the other hand, is rumored to possibly step in as a guest judge sometime this season on American Idol. I don't know how much truth I will hold to that rumor considering it has been mentioned the past 3 seasons of the show and he is yet to appear. Although the final cast has not been confirmed by ABC, other celebrities rumored to be participating in Dancing With The Stars 4 include: Billy Ray Cyrus, Ian Ziering, Laila Ali, and Joey Fatone. Whoop-dee-doo! They better find some better people and quick!