Tabloid Whore!



What the hell? Okay, seriously people...bare with me while I rant. I can't deal with all these horrifying reports about Britney Spears in the media anymore. I'm not saying I don't believe them, because I do, but it is just too cringe inducing to read the stories or see the sloppy photos of her. I don't care that she's "25" (I love when people try to make age an excuse), when you decide to take on the responsibility of having children (2 for that matter), your life changes, so do your priorities and Britney just needs to stop actin' the fool! Everyone thought her downfall was when she met Kevin Federline and got hitched, but no, her downfall is now and it's sooo very hard. Everyone gave Federline a hard time the minute he hooked up with Spears, but the thing no one realized at the time was that he may have kept her more stable than anyone ever gave him credit for. When Brit and Kev were together, you never really saw them out with each other hanging at the clubs. Britney stayed home and took care of Sean Preston. Yes, maybe at the time she was all "country sloppy," and people wished for the "old" Britney back (you know, the one with the flat belly whose every move was controlled by record labels and managers), but did you ever think that after she dumped Federline, you would one day be wishing for the return of the old Britney circa Federline?? I think back to the days of her driving with her baby on her lap and am saddened that those are now looked upon as "simpler times" for our dear Brit.

Saying that, Page Six has their latest installment of Britney madness. They are reporting that she went out to the clubs on Tuesday night, pulled a La Lohan by "requesting" no alcohol be served around her table, but was otherwise seen acting hammered and "falling all over the place." Plus, they claim she was "partying like a college girl looking to get laid," made out with some model guy that came up to her table and then topped off her night by stopping off at McDonalds. Let's hope she at least brought the Happy Meal toys home for Sean Preston and Jayden James. Ack!
Source: Page Six


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree completely...once again you took the words right out of my mouth.

12:48 PM, February 08, 2007  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

Give a man ('person' for those bloody feminests) enough rope and he'll/they'll hang himself.

4:14 PM, February 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you meant, "bear with me". Asking someone to "bare" with you is just an invitation to strip. :)

2:32 AM, February 09, 2007  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

2:32- no, no, I sure did mean it as an invitation to strip-- I mean, wouldn't that be the more appropriate way to spell it considering I am talking about Britney Spears? ;)
oopsie! thanks! :)

8:05 AM, February 09, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

damn. Britney gets on every last nerve. It would be better if Anna Nicole were still here and... well, never mind.

11:11 AM, February 09, 2007  
Blogger chantistar said...


11:46 AM, February 09, 2007  
Blogger chantistar said...

no oscd you mean paris, not britney. britney is better than paris any day

11:47 AM, February 09, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

britney, 3 words
anna nicole smith

12:19 PM, February 09, 2007  
Blogger d mumsie said...

I think this gang is into exhibitionism.. You take a drug that induces you to lose your inhabitions and do things a clear headed person would not for fun. I think daring the devil for a thrill entertainment is gonna come back and smack her hard in the gut.

7:43 PM, February 09, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

Actually, I prefer Paris over Britney. Lohan and Britters drive me crazy! Paris at least works it like she's a celeb, not a victim.

10:48 AM, February 13, 2007  
Anonymous Kim said...

Sometimes I think you're the only one on the internet with any common sense.

10:03 PM, February 15, 2007  
Anonymous Britney said...

Britney is partying way too much :|

2:57 PM, February 20, 2007  

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