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2.07.2007

BRAD WANTS OUT! IN THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER

Ohhhhh! Looks like this week's issue of the National Enquirer is filled with more news the honeymoon may be over for Brad and Angelina! It appears that homeboy still may have some major guilt over what he did to the ex, not to mention, is sooo over Angelina and her jealous ways. Plus, I can't even deal with the thought of dear Maureen McCormick (Marcia from the Brady Bunch) having any type of troubles. One thing I cannot wait to read all about the possibility that Tyra Banks has a liposuction secret! I still adore Tyra, but I'm thinking maybe Ms. T had some lipo done before her infamous bathing suit show? Hmmm? Make sure to pick up this week's issue of the National Enquirer to find out!
Cover photo compliments of National Enquirer

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the story has any truth to it, then Whorelie deserves what's coming her way. Its about time Brad realises what a calculating, manipulative whore she is. Too bad Shiloh is only one I feel sorry for in this situation.

3:29 PM, February 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think her relationship (or lack of) with her father really screwed her up. he really should have kept his pie-hole closed.

4:41 PM, February 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant believe Brad cant see thru this woman.

No need to feel sorry for shilou , she will be well taken care of. Either way she would be stalked by paps just like her parents.I think it would be a real blessing to see brad and jen have a child. I know it sounds twisted at this point but I bet she would a beautiful little girl too.

9:38 PM, February 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt that he would leave her at this point- especially right with the death of her mother. I think he's very much in love with her, and like every couple they probably have problems. I mean, if you were dating Brad Pitt, no matter how beautiful you are, wouldn't you be jealous of the way women throw themselves at him?
I still would love to see Brad and Jen back together, but I doubt that even more than him leaving Angelina. Oh well...

10:09 PM, February 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angie can do so much better than Boring Brad!

7:09 AM, February 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe anyone would believe the Enquirer.

8:30 AM, February 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Marcia Brady on Celebrity Fit Club this next season???

And I don't believe Brad and Angelina are over.

11:26 AM, February 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad may be good to his women... he seems fairly monogamous. But one slip like the way he handled the divorce, and there's no escaping it. Brad remains a cad, now and forever. Remember the magazine layout? They didn't bother to announce their relationship to the fans that keep 'em propped up in those mansions... but he sure stuck the knife in the old Ex.

Now Jolie is openly talking to the press about how great things are between them. WTF. Now? That's about the only clue that says these two are sick of each other. You can always smell damage control as soon as it stinks up a room.

11:54 AM, February 08, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad isnt leaving her. She is the horniest woman in the world and right at the age when women have their hormones in super overdrive. Its hard to leave when those big lips are suckin you off everyday.

4:01 PM, February 18, 2007  

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