Tabloid Whore!



As you may know, I have a soft-spot in my heart for Courtney Love. She's a total kook most of the time and has had her share of trouble, but it's nice to see she is attempting to start off 2007 right with a long ass list of New Years resolutions that she posted on her website. According to the New York Daily News, 53 resolutions to be exact. Hey, I didn't even bother to make one resolution, so I'm pretty impressed with her attempt at 53. Love is most enjoyable whenever she posts one of her rambling messages on her website because with all the spelling errors and type o's she makes, she turns it into a fun puzzle of sorts. So happy New Year Courtney and for those of us who didn't bother to make any New Year's resolutions, maybe Ms. Love will let us borrow a couple of hers for ourselves.

court said on 1 Jan 2007 at 12:10 pm
new years day resolutions
become a women of limitless selfr esteem

help others with at least 20% of my time and money
get this last song- if needed w LPsign with one of the two deals on the table , asap, ( after the hols both meetings are set and both deal memos have been negotiated i just have to decide if i want to take a risk or be safe and who knows..)
be victorious and positive in all actions
have a happ[y satisfied child and family
sell the pony get a new horse
try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there .
improve yoga practice
do gongyo at night - even if i just do the book and 7 minutes of diamoku
attract only positive people to my home an dlife
thank all those who have walked it like theyve talked it and let them know i do not take them for granted.
cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
chant for Hillary to win
take nothing personally.
learn an asian language.
dont take "no" for an answer ( if appropriate) and chase after what i want
tour tour tour
makwe sure Billy feels i have his bac k too and not allow him to go off the rails even if it eans confrontation- because thats what friends do
cultivate real and deep relationships with others
get cd out within th enext month - arpil latest.
listen to Linda and relax and let the people who would see me fail walk in peace dont feed myself any vitriol from them
dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
learn about money
keep a journal no matter what
keep wrioting songs no matter what
know that 07 is going to be the very best year of my entire life to date
know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
help other perforrers and asrtists who are unknown or nknown here in the states.
dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds.
be an imnspiration to those around me and remember the mistakes made in the past and take responsibility for them thus not allowing those energies into my life againanother year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
chant daimoku for my worst enemies who are not enemies of me persoanlly but whp project thier own insecurities onto me and onto my past drug problem.
make any amends that are keft to make.
do not allow myself to be a doormat in relationships ever againDO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN.
learn at least three new skills
make a friend a month or reconnect with an old friend a month and be consistent in relationship
get Biba collection betterget hoous ein UK and Loft in NY or Apt in Cetrakl Park West.
do not lose touch with oeiple when scare dto call because i fell "less than" call anyway.
have fun in tour an ffind a great touring band, dont care about looks or gender, only quality of musicianishio and energy.
rehearse to exhaustion to get it right.
mean it when i smile.
mean it when i meet a stranger no matter how bnothersome-
be sincer and take the damm photo without attitude.
stay pissed off at the world for song usage.
dont get complacent.
keeo a beautiful home and and keep child safehopefully start another family someday - soon.
meet that guy.
no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s
stay macro biotic and do the exercise needed to burtn the carbs off that to stay healthiest.
undertsnad who my enemeies are since a few exacs and bloggers out there seem to enjoy hirtiung me and using the Law let them find interest in another.
rthats it for now.
lotsa loveCourt
Source: NYDN ,


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You go girl!

I am routing for you Courtney and admire you for your efforts.

I will channel positive energy your way.....

4:27 PM, January 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh. I think she should have resolved to take typing lessons.

5:06 PM, January 04, 2007  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...

I guess she COULD (in theory) pay someone to proof read. And why would you let a little thing like Spell Check get in the way of your creative flow???

5:08 PM, January 04, 2007  
Anonymous POKEME said...


10:37 PM, January 04, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let's many of these will she keep? I'm going for a positive long-shot of 1! Sad to say (really), she's a trainwreck.

2:17 AM, January 05, 2007  
Blogger Mjoie said...

OMG...Girlie better get a grip...she's ramblin all ova the place...

9:53 AM, January 06, 2007  
Blogger Diane said...

no. 54 - don't DWI (dial while intoxicated), EWI (email while intoxicated, or BWI (blog while intoxicated).

11:00 AM, January 06, 2007  
Anonymous ohwhy said...

i think she will be having a very busy year but i think if she really wants to she can accomplish these

5:54 PM, January 06, 2007  

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