Tabloid Whore!



It looks like US Weekly will have some deats on a fight between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline that may have pushed her over the edge to finally file for divorce. Although the divorce news didn't hit the wire in time for this week's issue, US Weekly ran with a cover story claiming the pair had "an explosive argument" the night of Federline's Halloween record release party.

US Weekly says:
"Before Halloween night was officially over, the pop star, dressed in a black minidress and barefoot, made a dramatic exit. "She ran down the stairs crying and stormed out," a witness says. "Her eyes were swollen and her eyeliner was smudged. She looked like a complete mess." Federline didn't run after his wife."

I'm telling ya, I bet that girl could only take so much before she woke up one day and was just like, "Hello, um, excuse me...I'm Britney f'ing Spears and you are?" Better yet, now that Britney will be single again, here's to hoping Justin Timberlake will now dump that drag Cameron "I'm getting a nose job" Diaz and run off into the sunset, holding hands with Brit and her two little ones. Sorry Kevin, I tried to be nice...but your time is up! Let's see if Britney will be on the cover of her new BFF aka 'People Magazine' this week with a feature story about the divorce and pictures finally showing off her new baby boy, Jayden James.
Source/Cover photo: US Weekly


Blogger get in mah belly said...

poor britney :( he is such a jerk. when did cameron diaz want a nose job? i've actually always thought her nose sucked!

9:02 PM, November 07, 2006  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

Hey Im more interested in Cam's nose job than Britneys divorce. This shocks anyone? Actually Im thinking its just a huge publicity stunt.


10:05 AM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

tell us when cameron gets her nose fixed. it sux and i hate it. she looks like a drag queen. i had to say that.

12:43 PM, November 09, 2006  

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