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11.15.2006

FEDERLINE ABUSES SHOWER DOOR IN LETTER TO "THE LADIES."



Classy as ever, Kevin Federline has taken to writing notes "to the ladies" on bathroom shower doors. According to US Weekly, this lovely scribe was reportedly on the dressing room shower door of the House of Blues in Chicago. Federline was most likely in a bitter, pissy mood and ready to take on "the ladies" since it was the day after Britney Spears filed for divorce from the chump. At first I doubted the authenticity of this because, hey, anyone could have scribbled this nonsense to try and make a quick buck. US Weekly has put to rest any doubt one might have regarding Federline and his magic sharpie, comparing his signature and finding a perfect match to an autographed Federline poster displayed proudly in their offices.

In the meantime, while Federline is most likely back in Fresno filling out job applications at gas stations and covering their dirty bathroom stall walls with his phone number and the message "Ladies! If you want to date a pimp call "555-daug," Britney is still basking in the glow of filing for divorce. In this week's issue, US Weekly has all the dirt on her "plans for revenge" and hellz yeah, everyone couldn't be happier.
Photo/cover via US Weekly

6 Comments:

Blogger rawdiarist said...

Handwriting/printing that slants in all different directions like that = a wacko.

11:24 AM, November 15, 2006  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...

What a loser.....

1:58 PM, November 15, 2006  
Blogger Canoes under my shoes said...

I take it K. Fed failed English 101.

"Fuck a wife".

???????

Idiot.

4:41 AM, November 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

douche nozzle

5:53 PM, November 16, 2006  
Blogger ASD said...

hellz yea is right! what a loser! he writes like my ex: they both seem dsylexic and unable to comprehend the english language.

8:20 PM, November 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.HazimHere.
oh hell to the yeah! lol
divorcesarent supposed to feel warm and fuzz but tis one feels exactly like that.

KFed's not even good enough to make it big in Japan or Germany (and thats saying something since David Hasselhoff went platinum over there with his music)

8:40 PM, November 16, 2006  

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