Tabloid Whore!



This was probably one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood this year...but now it's official, little Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are pregnant with their first child. This comes as no surprise because remember, Toto told all of us in June at the Much Music awards, “When you have a young wife, they can actually have more children because they start younger.” “I’m young and virile. I can handle it.” Yeah, whatever bitch. Oh yeah, congratulations too.


Blogger the_celeb_dish said...

Let's just hope the baby gets most of it's genes from her husband... cuz most of the Spellings aren't so attractive!

12:29 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

She is SO gonna regret that comment one day.

1:20 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger Bloodstomper Barbie said...

Yuck. Let's see... names, names, names...


1. Pertaining to a frog; frog-like.



Pertaining to the Raninidae, an order of frog-crabs.

2:16 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAWN,Who cares?

2:42 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

haha raninia come for supper! lol. yes plz let her husband's genes be dominant. i wonder if she is gonna be one of those csection mom's who get cut early so they won't get "too fat," or "too many stretch marks." poor child if that's so

5:21 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm....virile refers to a man.....

6:17 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

Really, cause who cares? They'll be divorced in 2 years anyway.

6:53 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, dish, you're being generous with the two years! Tori's got her fuckin nerve making comments like that when she's nothing but a home wreckin' whore. What a bitch.

9:27 AM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewe....gross...Tori's gonna pro-create

11:07 AM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Dean character has the same thing that is on Howard K. Stern's mind--Marrying for the MONEY!

6:11 PM, October 05, 2006  

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