Get ready to wash those hands kiddies cuz I've got a brand stinkin' new Celebrity Dirt Report for Thursday, compliments of The Jackson Blue show! Don't forget to check out his website for more cool stuff.
In TODAY'S Celebrity Dirt:
Angelina & Brad to adopt Madonna???
Paris gets her pout puched off her face???
TWO huge celeb-couples break up for the price of one???
Jessica Simpson wears see-through shirt to TRL yesterday???