THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: BRAD PITT CAUGHT WITH A HOOKER?
This week's issue of The National Enquirer is c-c-craaaazy! There's a new book alleging Brad Pitt was caught with a hooker? Clay and PeeWee are a new super couple (love it!!)? I want to know exactly what O.J. Simpson is confessing to, cuz you know that man will never confess to you-know-what. The National Enquirer has loads and loads of good stuff this week and as always, it's not the same old tired Lindsay, Paris & Nicole boring garbage you read everywhere else. Let the fresh trash tossing begin! Weeeee!
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 10/18/2006
9 Comments:
TW, I love that you post the NE front page every week. That way I can decide whether or not it's worth dragging my lazy, trash-culture lovin' self down to the store and spending the $2.99. But if there's more stuff this week than the usual Paris-Nicole-Lindsay axis of crap, I may have to get this one.
Clay and Pee Wee!!!! Ha!Ha! I'm lovin' it!
I won't read, buy or look at anything that has anything to do with OJ Simpson. He's a murdering ass hole and he will rot in hell.
The only hooker he's banging is Angelina; big time ho!
Clay and Pee Wee look like they were separated at birth. Not believing the Brad story at all.
Not believing any of it...it's a tabloid for Pete's sake.:-) Save your 2.99, add something to it and buy something worthwhile...
Clay and Pee Wee...it doesn't say dating it says they look alike...typical headline grabber...
I soooo don't believe this bullshit paper!
It also doesn't mention that Paul Reubens hasn't worn his hair like that for about 5 or 6 years.
shit magazine. who wastes their money on this besides ppl who report it? ;)
argh
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