Hey! I have those socks! Oh that damn Scarlett Johansson. She is all over the place lately. First Esquire names her "The Most Beautiful Woman in The World" and now here she is popping up (pardon the pun) in the November issue of Allure. I so wish I could dislike her because she's gorgeous and the bitch has great boobs and they aren't even fake, but I just can't. With nimwit "celebrities" like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan being shoved down our throats in every other tabloid, not to mention, lollipop heads with screwed up body images like Nicole Richie pretending to eat hamburgers for the cameras, Johansson is a refreshing change in Hollywood. Oh, and for the 10 men out there that read Tabloid Whore, this picture is for you!