Tabloid Whore!

10.12.2006

SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN ALLURE MAGAZINE.

Hey! I have those socks! Oh that damn Scarlett Johansson. She is all over the place lately. First Esquire names her "The Most Beautiful Woman in The World" and now here she is popping up (pardon the pun) in the November issue of Allure. I so wish I could dislike her because she's gorgeous and the bitch has great boobs and they aren't even fake, but I just can't. With nimwit "celebrities" like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan being shoved down our throats in every other tabloid, not to mention, lollipop heads with screwed up body images like Nicole Richie pretending to eat hamburgers for the cameras, Johansson is a refreshing change in Hollywood. Oh, and for the 10 men out there that read Tabloid Whore, this picture is for you!

14 Comments:

Blogger get in mah belly said...

i can't stand her, but then i love her. she is weird looking, but then that's because she doesn't look all-american. she is dutch i think. or danish. she should just pose naked for playboy i wanna see those boobs. and no, i'm not gay!

2:07 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And as one of the ten: holy sh*t! THANK YOU!!! :)

7:50 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as one of the 10 men who read this I thank you!

8:09 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as one of the.... you get the picture.

9:47 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous LissInAlaska said...

I think she is just beautiful. I am so sick of seeing these skinny girls with the bobble heads that setting a negative example for the younger girls. I am 38, mother of 3, and I, myself, have image issues thanks to seeing the likes of Nicole Richie, Kate Bosworth, LL, Kiera Knightley and the rest of the "skinny bunch" (whom my 11 year old daughter wants to look just like), but, thanks to Scarlett Johansson, I can maybe learn to accept the curves that I have.
ok, I'll get off my soap box now.
btw...I love your blog TW! I read you all day long :)

10:33 AM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

I wonder if those boobs will sag down to her hips when she gets older? *sigh*, yes Im totally jealous.

She has had some face work done- nose job I think. Look at her earlier pix.

For some reason, I think she is gorgeous and I love her curvy bod.

xx

10:36 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. She is gorgeous and not a typical Hollywood ho.

1:06 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that people call her "curvy". She's a skinny bitch too. JLo is curvy. Selma Hyaek is curvy. Beyonce is curvy Those are some hot curvy bitches!!!

1:52 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

yea scarlett is just normal lookin' not all that curvy.

9:10 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Jim said...

As yet another of one of those 10 guys, I thank you as well. She is such the creamsicle. Now, if we can get her to stop smoking, she would be perfect.

11:51 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way is this bitch the most beautiful woman in th eworld....what a joke says who? white society? i think most of them are on some type of meth drugs! they best visit countries such as brazil,middle eastern,puerto rican and africa...now there's the most beautiful woman in the freakin world!

2:50 PM, October 14, 2006  
Blogger David N. Scott said...

She's hot... and curvy, especially for Hollywood.

Wahoo, 1 in 10! ;)

2:00 PM, October 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is average too skinny and far not considered curvy!

1:08 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Jenzo said...

I think Johansson's damn beautiful...and I couldn't be more jealous :(

Btw, TW, nice work on your blog!:D I only just discovered it, and I can't stop reading.

9:15 PM, October 31, 2006  

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