Oh! Oooooh! This is so good. Tough shit for those of you who bitch and whine everytime I do a Paris post, there's nothing stopping me from this one! When I woke up this morning, the first story I heard on Ryan Seacrest's radio show was that Paris Hilton was allegedly sucker punched in the jaw last night by Travis Barker's soon to be ex, Shanna Moakler. I love it! As you know, Paris has been caught on camera lately macking on Travis since the news of he and Shanna's split became public. The folks at TMZ are the ones breaking this story and are saying that Paris is alleging that Shanna walked up to her around 1am last night at club Hyde and started cussing her out and then punched that whore in the jaw with a closed fist. Normally, I think girl fights are t-a-c-k-y, but I'm sorry, aside from the fact that I'm surprised someone hasn't done this sooner, Whore Hilton has been pushing it to the limit with the way she gets all up in women's ex-boyfriends drawers usually within 24 hours of their break-ups. Not to mention, she has the reputation for doing this to women who at one time were supposed to be her girlfriends.
Anyway, TMZ says that Paris filed a police report alleging battery against Shanna (oh boo hoo!) and that Shanna went to the police station to file a report of her own. No, it was not a report saying that Paris Hilton is the biggest celebrity whore in Hollywood, it was against Paris Hilton's ex boyfriend, that disgusting loser Stavros Niarchos. Shanna is alleging that Stavros poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. F*cker. Yeah, y'know, if the girls want to get all up in it and be scratching and punching each other, let them, but when you hear something like Stavros pouring a drink on Shanna and shoving her down some stairs, that is where it's not funny anymore. Bitches can fight all they want against one another, but men, do not put your hands on the ladies.
TMZ has a whole lot more dirt on this story, so head on over there if you want to read more. Can you imagine how much a video of Shanna punching Paris in the face would go for? We can only hope that girl picked up some tips from her ex, boxer Oscar De La Hoya and at least left a mark.