Tabloid Whore!



Oh! Oooooh! This is so good. Tough shit for those of you who bitch and whine everytime I do a Paris post, there's nothing stopping me from this one! When I woke up this morning, the first story I heard on Ryan Seacrest's radio show was that Paris Hilton was allegedly sucker punched in the jaw last night by Travis Barker's soon to be ex, Shanna Moakler. I love it! As you know, Paris has been caught on camera lately macking on Travis since the news of he and Shanna's split became public. The folks at TMZ are the ones breaking this story and are saying that Paris is alleging that Shanna walked up to her around 1am last night at club Hyde and started cussing her out and then punched that whore in the jaw with a closed fist. Normally, I think girl fights are t-a-c-k-y, but I'm sorry, aside from the fact that I'm surprised someone hasn't done this sooner, Whore Hilton has been pushing it to the limit with the way she gets all up in women's ex-boyfriends drawers usually within 24 hours of their break-ups. Not to mention, she has the reputation for doing this to women who at one time were supposed to be her girlfriends.
Anyway, TMZ says that Paris filed a police report alleging battery against Shanna (oh boo hoo!) and that Shanna went to the police station to file a report of her own. No, it was not a report saying that Paris Hilton is the biggest celebrity whore in Hollywood, it was against Paris Hilton's ex boyfriend, that disgusting loser Stavros Niarchos. Shanna is alleging that Stavros poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. F*cker. Yeah, y'know, if the girls want to get all up in it and be scratching and punching each other, let them, but when you hear something like Stavros pouring a drink on Shanna and shoving her down some stairs, that is where it's not funny anymore. Bitches can fight all they want against one another, but men, do not put your hands on the ladies.
TMZ has a whole lot more dirt on this story, so head on over there if you want to read more. Can you imagine how much a video of Shanna punching Paris in the face would go for? We can only hope that girl picked up some tips from her ex, boxer Oscar De La Hoya and at least left a mark.


Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

They're all white trash.

10:53 AM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

What a waist of life

11:55 AM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That just made my day!

It's about time Paris was put in her place!!!!!

12:13 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! That's me actually clapping, not one of Whore Hilton's, okay, that, too! Yea! Shanna!

12:16 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger the_celeb_dish said...

I <3 a good catfight!

12:35 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger dolphin4711 said...

That's hot!

1:00 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEAM SHANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:11 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

paris was screwing him before theyd broken up.

2:12 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodies! I am on shanna's team...I hope she finds someone to whoop the crap out of that fag stavros ass, as for paris hoe she finally got what she's been asking for.

2:51 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

I think Shanna is America's new Heroine.

4:43 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

god damn that is awesome! clocked her right in the jaw! i hope she chokeslams her next time. i didn't know her ex was that fine piece of meat oscar de la hoya!!!!!! oh M G! is that they're daughter, then?

5:32 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

their* 8-|

5:32 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

Paris is a fucking skank and I can't believe it took this long for someone to punch her in her ugly face! I'd pay to see pictures of her fat lip.....


6:50 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

i know it seems like it's been a long time coming! i bet she'd be fun to fight:

10:56 PM, October 04, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

god she is such a baby. did you watch this video, tw?

11:15 PM, October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, they are both slutty whores, however, Paris deserved it...the only reason it hasn't happened before is because all the other women have careers and are afraid of getting sued. Shanna has nothing to lose. Who the hell would date that tattooed, greedy freak of a bastard anyway? Eww...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Props to the blogger, what a funny chick! Way to go on telling it how it is and being blunt and honest. I love it! I am definitely subscribing to this blog, it’s better than any magazine you buy in the store.

1:31 PM, October 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool! Its about time someone showed Paris a thing or two about REAL life! :+) Wasn't Paris smooching w/Shanna's ex not too long ago,caught on camera?

10:34 AM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looooove Shanna for doing that<3 that biatch paris deserved it soooo mutch:P Way to go Shanna=D

11:49 AM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh now Paris is accusing Shanna of beating her and actually filed a report when she doesn't even have visible bruises. But 2 years ago when she had those "bruises" she never filed a police report. Makes me believe that those "bruises" were FAKE and she just displayed them so people would assume Nick Carter beat her. All she wanted was to make him look bad.

12:37 AM, October 11, 2006  

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