Tabloid Whore!



Um, yeah. Sorry for the vulgar headline, but there is really no other way to put it folks. Hope on over to X17online to see more pictures of this horrid mess.

UPDATE 3:00pm PST: Upon further inspection and turning my head and looking at this from many different angles, I now realize that Ms. Lohan does not have a saggy cooter and the item in question is just the crotch lining of her tights. Apologies going out to Lindsay, but honey, "ladies" should never wear dresses that short.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure its just the belt to her jacket or something..come on now.

2:34 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Yeah, I don't think that has any connection to her jacket.

2:44 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

I don't think the belt is between her legs but I am ashamed to admit I sat there with the tilted head trying to figure it out and not just taking TW's word for it LOL! I see it now but I was 100% certain at first glance it was what the headline said.

3:48 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous LissInAlaska said...

Regardless, saggy crotch (cootch or pantyhose), it still looks like she is carrying a load in her pants. And its still nasty. You can't tell me that with her hose hanging like that, she didn't have the urge to yank them up? Good grief, my panty hose slip a inch and I know it! Then again, my thighs are the size of my 4 year old's either! So, she may not had felt the crotch sag.
Who knows.

4:07 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From one of your guy readers... That is a nut sack!

5:17 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe there's some male parts hiding down Ya never know these days!

5:22 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO NO NO, i figured it out!!!

You know how some hose have a cotton crotch? It looks like its the stitching of the cotton crotch! You know that dark circle so that you don't have to wear panties with your hose! It looks like the cotton crotch is just off center a bit.


6:00 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous TinMan said...

We need to get LL into some Wicked Weasels.

8:25 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

she does not have a saggy crotch. saggy crotches happen with old age and pregnancy/child birth, neither has she experienced. or if she had a massive yeast infection that made her swell up but that would be too uncomfortable to leave the house. damn cute outfit and those hose look great on her legs. i'm jealous

9:16 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's the crotch of her panthose too, but that is some funny shit!

Fire crotch now saggy crotch? What's next???

9:53 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the edge of the crotch panel on her panty hose, nitwits.

10:00 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This child cannot get it right if her very life depended on it. I am ashamed to say I am in my 50's and have been lmao by the remarks. However dont you think its time for someone to take her career in hand before she ruins it completely. What a shame. Sorry have to go I am laughing. Bye

4:19 AM, October 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My twat never looks like that when I wear pantyhose or whatever with lining on the crotch. They still sit totally flat against my skin.

Maybe it's a maxi-pad, but it is not panty lining.

10:37 AM, October 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are balls! a penis! whatever she's just looseee

12:08 AM, October 15, 2006  
Blogger proudsoldierwife said...

Ha ha, you said cooter, that's great! Who the hell wears black tights anymore?

11:42 AM, October 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is nothing....c'mon guys!!!!!...all pantyes have that thing btwn the legs...!

10:10 AM, October 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There have been quite a few pictures of her taken when she opted to not wear underwear with a dress, which is ehh. But...I think the saggy cooter is right, :P.

9:31 PM, October 16, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

C'mon. That's the space where she keeps her wallet and keys.

3:35 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shit buddy said it its a fukin nut sac my god shes a dude ....dude its a dude

12:50 AM, November 30, 2006  
Anonymous bening said...

she might be a dude...if not, then that sagging thing could be her HEMORRHOIDS!!!

3:06 PM, December 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a ball sack haha

4:08 PM, March 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It casts a shadow so it's something hanging. Maybe a pad or a dildo she keeps hidden... sort of.

7:03 AM, April 14, 2007  

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