IT'S FRIDAY, YOU'RE HERE AND I'M NOT!

Hello lovelies! It's one of those days again where I am away from the computer, so here are some trashy gossip links from some of TW's blogroll kids to keep you busy!

• Holy Moly! Darling Jake Gyllenhaal's nuts and chews are popping out all over the place!
• Sarah Michelle Geller is back, still awesome and getting all kinds of spooky on us!
• Nicole Richie checks into rehab (sniff) to see why (sniff) she can't gain any weight (sniff).
• Jessica & Ashlee Simpson are snug as a bug in a rug on the cover of the latest OK! Magazine.
• If this is really T.R. Knight's boyfriend, honaaay, I like your style!
• And I thought I was the only one who noticed Tyra Banks looked a bit "thick in the waste" lately.
• Tara Reid may have had ginormic geese egg areolas, but bitch still can't recognize a piece of paper.
• "She relied on drugs and drinks to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform." - Guess Who?
• If you live in Los Angeles and watch local news, this will make you laugh out loud.
• Eminem and Fiddy rock the World Series.