A HANDFUL O' WEEKEND HOOK-UPS!

• He may be hot, but Ryan Phillipe still embarrasses Reese Witherspoon in public.
• Angelina brings baby Shiloh out in India wrapped in a blanket and held onto with a death grip.
• The unaired pilot of the Liza Minelli/David Gest reality show surfaces! Oh the horror!
• Does Tom Cruise like his nipples tweaked?
• George Michael hearts cannabis, cruising for gay men, lives in a big house and is happy as a pickle. What more could a boy ask for?
• Anna Nicole Smith's pathetic sister is writing a "tell all" book and should burn in hell.
• Lamest. Couple. Ever.