Tabloid Whore!

9.28.2006

WOMEN EVERYWHERE REJOICE THAT EVEN ANGELINA JOLIE CAN TAKE A BAD PHOTO.

Source: X17online

25 Comments:

Anonymous amy said...

LMAO Love the headline!!

12:58 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That right there is image macro material.

1:20 PM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger BurgandySkies said...

That just makes me sad.

Quit ruinning my Angelina fantasys! You're all just jealous! ;)

4:07 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think she's an ugly woman who can be made up to look good.

5:20 PM, September 28, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

Somebody...feed her a sandwich, NOW!

5:38 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:20....I agree....something about her just throws me off, I don't know what

6:06 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

man is she is chewing Brad's ear off or WHAT?!

6:19 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her arms are absolutely disgusting. way to anorexic looking!

7:57 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE CLAW!!!

11:55 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.Hazim here...again. I still love her, even though it looks like a cat came over and chewed the meat off her arms. I still love Angelina...

2:13 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...

I don't get why she does her hair like that. It reminds me of Charlize Theron in Monster.

4:13 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Germany Shelley said...

agreed! why DOES she do her hair like that? it's like she turns her head upside down and aqua-nets it to death (circa 1985), and then flips it back, for that oh-so-chic winged look.

7:40 AM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was driving away from visiting her Mother who is dying of cancer, so I think she has a right to look like crap

7:47 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

oh calm down 7:47am i am aware of that. But the flashbulbs from the paparazzi that caused her to squint and look funny had nothing to do with her situation and that is what I am talking about. We are not making fun of her situation with her mother. We've all been through tragedy and it wasn't about making fun of that. If you took a minute to think about the headline, you'd see it meant that "wow, Angelina is so beautiful and on some days can take a bad picture like everyone else in the world does..wow, she's not a fembot she is human." But of course, you didn't do that. On a gossip blog, don't take everything so seriously.

8:05 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

really 7:47? i didn't know that. poor angie :(

3:53 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder why you are never snarky with Aniston.

6:08 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she never looks bad, not even in this picture. even through an awkward candid you can tell she's a beautiful woman.

7:53 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is the worst pic she's ever taken, I am one jealous beeotch!

7:13 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

SKELETOR!!

6:12 AM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do all the hollywood chicks look anorexic? sad cuz she is a pretty girl just waaaaay too thin!

10:12 AM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she looks like that fish she does the voice for in that animated film.....whats it called?

3:14 PM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will agree...her arms look hideous! Nobody in Hollywood eats anymore.

5:31 PM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous get in mah belly said...

she's always looked skinny to me, at least in all the pictures from years ago. maybe she has a thyroid problem, or has depression. we don't know. i don't eat very well because i'm depressed (which irritates me), and i've lost a lot of weight. which also depresses me, lol.

10:15 AM, October 03, 2006  
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9:41 PM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people have a high metabolism too, they can eat everything in the world and not gain a pound. I'm like that,unless I drink beer. I eat alot, and don't gain a pound. But, as boring as it may sound to ya all, those of us whose metabolisms are high, do have a weight problem, its just reversed. We have to eat 3 times a day, or lose pounds quickly and look sick, or feel weak. Its not anorexia, or just being paranoid of getting fat. :+( I bet Angolina gets caught up in work and life and simply forgets to eat right sometimes.

10:47 AM, October 10, 2006  

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