Q: Ooooh! Someone looks a little pissy on this week's cover of The National Enquirer! Will the Angie/Brad/Jen Bermuda triangle saga ever end?
A: Not as long as it sells papers it wont, plus, who doesn't want to read about a face-to-face Angie/Jen showdown, makebelieve or not?
Q: Did Star Jones' husband finally walk out on her for a man?
A: Star who?
Q: Is there more information on the death of Anna Nicole's son that we haven't already heard?
A: Do I really feel like being depressed today?
Q: Anyone interested in the "Steve Irwin death photos?"
A: Um, no. But I'm a wimp like that. Ech. Hurts to even see that cover photo.