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Q: Ooooh! Someone looks a little pissy on this week's cover of The National Enquirer! Will the Angie/Brad/Jen Bermuda triangle saga ever end?
A: Not as long as it sells papers it wont, plus, who doesn't want to read about a face-to-face Angie/Jen showdown, makebelieve or not?
Q: Did Star Jones' husband finally walk out on her for a man?
A: Star who?
Q: Is there more information on the death of Anna Nicole's son that we haven't already heard?
A: Do I really feel like being depressed today?
Q: Anyone interested in the "Steve Irwin death photos?"
A: Um, no. But I'm a wimp like that. Ech. Hurts to even see that cover photo.


Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

I actually feel sorry for Star Jones. (I admire that she stood up to that lying old bat, Barbara Walters, btw.) But she really picked this husband character up out of obscurity. Sure, she planned the uber-wedding and begged for freebies, no one put a gun to her head. But she's always dreaming big, and she just chose the wrong guy to pair up with. Now she's out of a paycheck and so of course, he hit the road.

I actually think Al Reynolds is worse than David Gest. Just a horrible person. The least he could do is support Star through hard times.

As for Angie and Jen. Let's see a DYNASTY remake, forget Dallas! These two can recreate that little fight scene, all tumbles and scratches!! Get it out of their systems once and for all.

11:56 AM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scan those death photos, make 4chan proud!

12:01 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or has Angelina Jolie looked different lately? her face just seems different then it did before. I know women change when they have kids, but this is almost a plastic surgery-looking change, but I can't put my finger on it....

2:38 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jen needs to leave them alone, obviously she didnt have what it takes to keep her man in one place. i don't like jen she wants a petty party. i looove the jolie chick she is hot and straight forward.

4:38 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

2:38 I totally agree. There is something different. I was thinking more along the lines of age catching up to her but like you, I can't put my finger on it either.

6:51 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

I should clarify I know AJ is not old. Maybe "age catching up with her" was not the right phrase. Maybe I should have said just looking older.

6:52 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they keep a hectic schedule and they've had tons of changes... bringing BP into Maddox's world, adopting, dealing with the press, pregnancy, constant travelling... She looks gaunt and worn out. If she has nannies, she still looks like she could use a week or two all alone.

But hell, so could I!

8:57 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

um wtf, is that really a picture of steve irwin w/ that killer s.r.? please God, no.

11:29 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no way those pics of Steve Irwin are real because the only people who had access to that footage (ie John Stainton - his manager - and the Queensland police) would not release it in a million years.
Then again, do you ever take anything on the cover of that rag seriously?

11:53 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

11:53, agree with you. Even for the NE (which I love), that's pretty deceptive. Placing the tease headline next to a fake photo.

8:47 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous susie said...

I don't beleive most of the stories in the National Enquirer. That paper has a bunch of rubbish.

9:18 AM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Yeah, so I heard this morning on Good Day LA that the photos of Steve Irwin are NOT real, they are staged for the magazine, a reenactment if you can say that. The NE has been doing a lot of deceptive headlines on the cover lately which I'm not too thrilled about...anyway, kinda in poor taste either way, but I'm glad those suckers aren't real.

9:34 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The NE is so tacky. They use such sad stories to sell their mag.

9:34 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

I think everyone needs to get OVER the Brangelina/Jen thing. She's probably not even calling him, they're just dragging this shit on in the tabloids.

4:51 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

PSL.... i think you're right!

5:52 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't tease me. I'd love to see Jen rearrange Angie's smug face; lying ho bitch!

1:34 AM, September 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree....I'm all about a good catfight, but we've all been over this story 4ever. Will it ever end?

12:56 PM, September 22, 2006  
Blogger SL said...

God, I love the NE!

2:01 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read in the Radar online that Unicef allegedly stated that they never received any money from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. This was the money they promised from the sale of the baby's pictures. I wonder if this is just a way to distract the public. They also stated that Brad and Angelina were behind the sales of most of there staged pictures.

5:17 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jesus who gives a fuck...

3:02 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously anyone who wants scans of those photos of steve can go get fucked!! seriously guys why they put it there in the first place is friggen disrispectful!! secondly they are most probally not even real! i even saw someone trying to sell it on ebay!! fuck sake!! why dont people just leave it alone!

4:21 PM, October 06, 2006  

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