Tabloid Whore!



Update: According to ETonline, Anna's publicist says the couple did not get married (as reported earlier in the day by Star Magazine), but had a commitment ceremony. Good going Star Magazine! You can read all about it HERE.

Anna Nicole and Howard "escaped their house" at three o'clock this morning, according to their press release, "and boarded a boat to quietly sail the ocean around Nassau ... on a clandestine sail to recapture simple pleasures -- fresh salt air on the face, a sunrise on the ocean, and wind in their hair. And then a good thing happened: during the sail, Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern made a commitment before God to be there for one another, to be each other's strength during this difficult time.

Earlier post:
Straight from Star Magazine's website:
Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10. In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot shortly before 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, while sailing on a white catamaran off of Nassau! "There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the mainland to the catamaran," says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht — "and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!" Two days before, on September 26, Stern appeared live on the Larry King Show via satellite from the Bahamas, to announce that he was the father of Anna's newborn daughter Danilynne Hope, that he and Anna "love each other" — and that the duo would get married "at some point." Apparently, that point arrived much sooner than later. A source adds: "Stern was making all the arrangements in the days before the wedding."
Source: Star
Hmmm...okay, something tells me this marriage may have to do more with the questionable paternity of her new daughter and a possible custody battle with Larry Birkhead if he turns out to be the father instead of Howard K. Stern. That could produce all kinds of mess. But if Anna Nicole is married (to a lawyer no less), she has a better chance of not losing custody of that baby. Sure, I'd like to believe these guys are madly in love, but something smells a little fishy considering we haven't even heard if her son was buried yet.
Seems like I'm not the only one who thinks this is odd. My friends random reactions to the news of Anna Nicole's marriage as it broke were:
"What?! Her son just died and they served unlimited Dom Perignon??"
"She wore a pink bikini? Maybe if her son didn't just die she could be like Pamela Anderson, but ohhh she's going to get such shit in the press for this!"
"What? A pink bikini after her son just died?? She could have at least worn black!"
"She wore a bikini after just having a baby?"
"Yeah, a c-section no less!"
"Oh well, then, I really don't believe this story now!!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? This story just keeps getting juicier!

I agree with TW here and I've said it before....I smell a rat! Something is super wrong here!

6:06 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

I'm getting very mixed vibes on HK Stern. He seems devoted to her.... or is there some paternity or inheritance issue involved.

Anna Nicole should wear a pink bikini if she wants. Her whole background is what it is, Daniel dying doesn't change that. She loved her son very much. But Dom Perignon right now... I don't know.

I kinda trust TW's instincts so I bet we'll hear something in a few days...

6:17 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always thought Stern was a little off. I really think he is trying to protect Nicole and the whole paternity thing. I don;t think the baby is his and the marriage is a hoax. Just a hunch...

8:13 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can read it on ET online.

8:19 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, it didn't leave my whole comment. What you can read on ET online is a statement made by her publicist that it wasn't a wedding, but a commitment ceremony.

8:20 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

I believe he is committed to staying by her side until he finds out if she gets former husband's fortune. I just don't trust that guy at all.

8:26 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commitment ceremony? WTF is that? Whatever. I agree....don't trust Mr. Stern and something REALLY wierd is going on. I think it has something to do with the paternity of the baby.

Has the guy who claims to be the baby's dad made any sort of statement?

8:32 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

take this for what it's worth! howard and anna nicole are never the center of domestic problems or public fights.

don't know if he's a good guy or not. he acts protective towards her, she needs that right now.

i hope he's there for the long haul 'cause she's going to need it...

11:53 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they were saying their final farewell to Daniel. When cremated many get their ashes spread out at sea.

She has lost her son, I think a burial would come before a wedding.

4:50 AM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Michael said...

I bet the story will have even more twists and turns, but I mostly feel sorry for the new baby. What a mess.

7:20 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...

I wonder who's idea that was. Maybe she is trying to shake the cash drain called divorce?

6:03 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

This is why in some religions upcoming weddings are cancelled if there is a death in the family..just kind of wrong to celebrate so soon. hmm something's fishy!!

6:10 AM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that lawyer dude is shady...dont trust him. He prolly killed the kid so when he wins that fortune for anna it'll all be his. Wake up Anna and get away from the Howard guy!

10:09 AM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you notice that he said he's the father but he never said "biological father"? Makes a difference.

4:08 PM, October 02, 2006  

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