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Here it is, the official Vanity Fair cover of baby Suri Cruise with her mommy and daddy. Love how she's all cuddled up in Tom's leather jacket. Wow, Suri is a cutie pie and I love all that mad hair!! I've gotta say, I totally see Tom in her, no doubt. Special thanks to my boy MK over at popbytes for providing the cover, not to mention giving me the heads up on this one!!! p.s. The magazine hits stands Wednesday Sept. 6th in Los Angeles and New York, everywhere else, Sept. 12th.
Plus, I just had to throw up Gallery of the Absurd's hilarious version of the Vanity Fair cover. Loves it!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoooa, very fun stuff! Props to you TW and popbytes too.

And the second pic... looks a little bit like Katie in the eyes. If people say this ain't Tom's kid, they're just bein' mean.

6:32 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's adorable and I think she looks like Tom too. When does the mag. hit the stand? Look at all that hair!

7:09 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

So many people across the net are saying this child looks Asian. That I do not see. Then there are a few sites with her picture next to Chris Klein and Tom asking who she looks like most LOL.

7:57 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

I really am not saying this to be mean, but I think she's a strange looking kid. Not in an ugly way, but in the way that she does not look like a typical- both my parents are whities- baby. I don't think Asian, but definitly different. Not what I would expect to be the spawn of Katie (yes, Tom her name's Katie not Kate), and Tom. Great find TW!

8:03 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get what 8:03 is saying. My cousin looks almost "asian" or something. Just different. I think she is adorable though and I do think she looks like Tom. I love all that hair!!!

8:13 PM, September 05, 2006  
Blogger The_Aitch said...

Wow, totally cute baby! She does look a bit asian-esque but I bet if she were bald she wouldn't look so asian. The hair just fools you. She does look like Tom though.

Atfer seeing this I can't help but like him a little bit.

9:52 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does she look so old? Supposedly these pics were taken some time ago why does this child look so grown up? I believe she'll soon be ready for kindergarten!

7:10 AM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Trevor Pitt said...

That's A LOT of hair. Does this kid have some sort of X-Men super powers that allow it to generate Yeti-like amounts of hair? Are we sure this isn't just a Monchichi doll? Look, I wanna believe this kid is the real deal, but it almost looks like they hired a kid and dyed its hair to match Tom's. Kudos to Tom's casting agent on this one. ;)

7:11 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a fake!

7:28 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous curls4di said...

With such good looking parents like Tom and Katie, I was expecting the baby to be beautiful. In my opinion she is just average looking. That big mop of hair on hair looks a little bit weird.

8:19 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

OK, just for a wierd twist of fate click the link below to see Suri's twin. This was the first child that popped into my mind that I remember ever having that much hair, and it's spooky how much they look alike!

Just scroll down slightly on the page.

9:59 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Ok, now I totally see why everyone is calling this child Asian. Please check out this untouched photo...

Sorry TW, I don't mean to direct people away from your great site but this has to be seen!

10:49 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Holly said...

there is no possible way that baby is only 3 or 4 months old in these pics!!

10:57 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is 6 months old.

11:00 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

The Gawker photo is a parody. They photoshopped an Asian baby pic into the photo. Pretty funny though!

11:08 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

OOPS! You're right alias! I don't think Popsugar caught that it was fake either. Thanks for the heads up, I feel better.

11:18 AM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

I think the Gawker photo is kinda mean. The one I've added to my post from the Gallery of the Absurd is much better!

Amy! I refuse to believe you actually thought that photo from Gawker was real. C'mon girl! Sarcasm! ;)

11:39 AM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous plato's muse said...

Maybe Suri will grow up and condemn Scientology.

2:36 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

You know TW, as a parent I started thinking about this whole ordeal that they have been through and do feel it's been a little overboard. BUT I'd be on effin' fire if people were talking about my baby that way and would have made damn sure that this shit was stopped a LONG ass time ago. Give an interview, show some pics, it's over. Instead they propagated the whole mess by not talking. So after briefly feeling sorry for them, I changed my mind back because as soon as the speculation started that according to Katie "eats away at me because it's just not O.K.", they should have squashed it. JMHO of course!

2:40 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Kiki said...

She is adorable! Now I wish he would marry the mother of his child already!

2:53 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous lulu balloo. said...

omg suri is soooo cute. ferr shur she looks totally like kate!
i lovee her hair! tom and kate look blissfully happy. <333

4:52 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY I'VE EVER SEEN! The wait was all worth it. She's gonna be one of the most sort after celeb in hollywood for years to come, no doubt about it!

7:27 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Sammie said...

MMMMMM....I didn't realize that they made wigs for babies.

11:48 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

no shit. i honestly thought they put a toupee on that kid! lmfao she's beautiful, though. all babies are beautiful

8:08 PM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger Calabar Gal said...

No matter what everyone else says, I am of the view that Tom & Katie's baby Suri is very, very cute!!! She is so adorable and baby toupee or not (give the poor parents a break puh lezzzz) they deserve a live free from all manner of press harassments and insinuations.

2:29 PM, September 12, 2006  

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