Tabloid Whore!

9.21.2006

PARIS HILTON, EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN YOU THOUGHT.

This will come as no surprise to many of you, but remember those pictures that recently surfaced of Paris Hilton making out with Blink 182's Travis Barker? Not to mention, her lame ass denials that it was Travis' friend she was kissing in the photos and not him? Well, leave it to The National Enquirer in this week's issue to print another copy of the makeout photo that allegedly shows her publicist Elliot Mintz standing front and center and snapping his own photos of Travis & Paris swapping spit to reportedly "leak" to the tabloids (ala Papa Joe Simpson). Although most people know this is common practice of publicists, if you're going to do it, at least don't get caught in the photo. Plus, seeing Mintz snapping away with his digital camera and then having to read about his client denying a relationship with Barker is still pretty lame and pathetic. But hey, this is Paris we're talking about afterall.
(To see the photo you'll have to pick up the magazine. I'd put it up, but if I did, i'd be in big trouble with my peeps over at The NE, and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?) Ugh! On second thought ...why am I even wasting my time writing about this whore??!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you slow down posting these foolish,disgusting pics and stories on dumb ass paris hilton?

10:27 AM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Considering I haven't posted on this bitch in 2 weeks (Travis' "dumbass of the week doesn't count), the answer is NO.

10:42 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your posts about Paris....they usually involve her making an ass out of herself, so keep 'em coming!!!!

11:04 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Why is she still famous? Why can't more clubs follow the lead of the one that banned her? Why is she still getting away with pretending to have a career? I just don't get this one. I feel like she is not even good enough to go on Surreal Life.

11:28 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amy, too true! She's not even wothy of some lame ass reality show full of crazies, so why IS this beotch still making headlines?

1:27 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie have several things in common:

1)They are ALL as dumb as fucking rocks except really, they aren't (I'll explain)

2)They have NO talent

3)They all have "weight" issues

Really, they are marketing geniuses. They destroy themselves to stay in the media. Paris is a total whore and a liar, Lindsay is an bulimic headcase and Nicole is an anorexic chic that has a famous daddy. Big deal. You don't have to have talent these days to be famous. It's pretty fucking sad.

2:17 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

HOW BOUT A CAPTION, FOLKS

"god, i love myself."

5:48 PM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

yeah.. no more photos.. just a outline of a disgusted pet crabby holding his nose will do, hahaha.

6:43 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not possible for her to be more pathetic than I thought!

1:29 AM, September 22, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

blah

1:30 AM, September 23, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

it is so not 1:30 it's 3:30 here lmao

1:30 AM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mirror,mirror on the cell whose the ugliest of the all?

12:10 PM, September 23, 2006  

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