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9.07.2006

PARIS HILTON CHARGED WITH DUI: "ALL I WANTED WAS A BURGER."


Well, it looks like I might have named my Dumbass of The Week a bit too soon. By now I'm sure you've all heard about Paris Hilton being arrested on suspicion of drunk driving last night. All I can say is it's about freakin' time that bitch got caught driving like an idiot and for once, actually had some handcuffs slapped on her that didn't involve being in the bedroom. TMZ is reporting that police administered a field sobriety test which she failed blowing a .08 (which is the minimum level for DUI). Wow, I bet Paris never thought she could blow something that would actually get her arrested. Instead of being held at the Police station for the standard minimum of three hours, it is also being reported that Paris was released after an hour and a half due to the paparazzi crowded outside.
On Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning, Paris told him she had just come from a charity event, had one margarita, hadn't eaten all day and was on her way to In N Out Burger when she was pulled over. All she wanted was an In N Out Burger people! It didn't matter to her that she might have been a little buzzed, damn, get behind that wheel of your really fast car girlfriend and get yourself your freakin' burger! Paris said it herself, "In N Out was like, only 3 blocks away..." Oh of course, dear. We understand. I'm sure in those 3 blocks there were also no other people in cars you endangered with your alleged erratic driving and no chance of little kiddies running in the middle of the street to chase after their red balls that you could have accidentally run over. Hey Paris ... Instead of denying you were arrested and charged with DUI and making excuses for yourself on Ryan Seacrest's radio show by saying "it was nothing," how about taking responsibility and say something like, "I made a horrible mistake. Even though I only had one drink, I shouldn't have got behind the wheel and sped in my car after not eating all day, blah, blah, blah." And shame on you Ryan Seacrest (who I usually defend) for being so far up Paris' ass this morning that he might now want to go get tested. It's disgusting.
Listen to Paris on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning.
Source: TMZ , Reuters

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! Oh, TW, the line about blowing something that would get her arrested! Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

10:57 AM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger dupababy said...

i love this story.. i mean who else on the face of the earth would "blow illegal" on one freaking marguerita except paris.. but we all know she pretty much "blows" on one anything..

11:09 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, it would be so cool if she would just own up to it instead of always trying to get away with things and never take responsibility for anything. She makes me sick!

Well, unlike not be able to get into that nightclub, this is actually something to really cry about.

11:15 AM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger mk said...

yr so right TW - she should have owned up too it - she is SUCH a dumbass - as is her publicist elliot mintz - i love yr new 'dumbass' thing! good times! :)

12:01 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, it's my b-day and it's a happy one!!! Too funny! Your post is beyond hysterical and you said it all beautifully!!! Paris is an idiot. End of story.

And BTW...we all know Ryan Seacrest loves to sniff asses, so I can't say I'm surprised.

12:07 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE let her EAT A BURGER!
That bitch is TOO skinny!
Whatever it takes! It's probably the first time she's wanted to eat this year!
Let her run over a fire hydrant, for God's sakes, just to get to some FOOD!

12:47 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger GP said...

Woohoo TW!! This is how I like me some gossipy smack talk. Smack that bitch up! We all know she needs it.

1:31 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

Not taking responsibility for your dumbass actions is HOT.

2:23 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad she got nailed for this because she's been far more drunk, high, etc., and the cops let her skate. I want this bitch brought down hard ... this doesn't do it for me.

3:31 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone catch how the spokesperson for CARL'S JR. is promoting IN-N-OUT ???
tee hee......

4:26 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course. If Paris wanted something, by ALL MEANS, she should have received it.
No one's dad, niece, brother, cousin, or best friend was driving on ANY of those streets last night. They were completely deserted, of course.
She is so disgusting. They should have kept her locked up for longer just to save the rest of humanity...

6:25 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It was nothing"? This dumb, irresponsible bitch needs to talk to people who were permanently disabled in alcohol-related traffic incidents. Or maybe the family members who lost a relative due to an alcohol-related death. Oh, but that, like, would make Paris, like, think about, like, someone else, like, y'know? Revoke her license for being a dumbass, lock a tether around her neck, and mandate garbage clean up as community service. Giving her fines and court fees won't mean a damn thing to this moron.

10:34 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger CA said...

Paris should be permanently named the winner of Dumbass of The Week.

11:41 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

damn we all could have been in that situation. get over it for real.

7:58 PM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to like Paris but I'm tired of her arrogance. The money and lifestyle have done her no favors. She's clueless.

6:35 PM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger C said...

How sad that people will do anything to kiss the ass of a rich celebrity - even lower their standards. I am sure if the person had no money Ryan would have been standing on his soapbox.

5:56 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say to the judge...give her community service work...REAL work...hard labor...might do her rich azz some good

11:56 AM, September 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris needs to realize that speeding is a big deal and wanting a burger or being Paris Hilton doesn't make it okay. She could kill someone when she's speeding, like an unexpected pedestrian in the road or someone in a car she accidently hits because of her burger craving. She may think the whole burger comment is cute, but that's kind of sad. She thinks she can get away with things because she's Paris fric'n Hilton.

8:19 PM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger thierry6969 said...

Great !

A stripsearch among others ?
"Ok Hilton Strip now" !

To the shower ?

A good catfight ....?

Any suggestion ?

11:34 AM, October 02, 2006  

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