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Papa Joe Simpson is pissed the hell off after stinky Jackass Number Two star Bam Margera opened his big fat-assed mouth on Howard Stern last week and finally confirmed the rumors that he bumped nasties with Jessica Simpson when she was still married to Nick Lachey. When Papa Joe was asked by US Weekly about Bam's admission to Stern, he said, "As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this. It really huts to hear people say things like this about my daughter." Hey Papa Joe! *snicker* I bet Nick doesn't look so bad after all, huh?! Some may think Jessica got what's coming to her if she cheated on delicious Nick (with a smelly boy no less) and that may be true. But no matter how you feel about Jessica and her alleged actions, little Bam Bam should have kept his mouth shut about their infamous dirty drunken margarita night. Whatever. Bam and his whole crew are pigs anyway. Should you really expect anything less from someone who probably gets off on stapling his testicles together? Surprisingly, Papa Joe reveals that after the Stern interview, Jessica did not go hunt Margera down and kick him in the nuts. He told US Weekly, "At the end of the day, she's friends with these guys." Whyyy?
Source: US Weekly


Anonymous get in mah belly (i can't sign in) said...

i hate bam. always have. he is so crude and disgusting. he just got married, too, so why the fuck does he have to say he messed with jessica, even if it's true?? he should never breed and his mom should be punched for such a terrible job. ugh

10:21 AM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

girl needs a smackdown, jessica left Nick cause he wanted her to grow up a little bit. And he has a few expectations. Somehow mama and daddy simpson taught her no one but them can expect anything from her. They want to be the sole user's of their daughter. We all know Brooke Shields broke it off with her user mom after she got married what around 30.

10:35 AM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple notes...

-they deserve eachother

10:44 AM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, what celebs will do to look cool in front of pig Howard Stern.

10:46 AM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous me said...

Why, you ask? Because she's a dumb cunt. There I said it!

12:31 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous SimplySaid said...

ILL ILL ILL!!! He looks like he stinks and dirty as all hell...she need her azz kicked if she allowed this man to tap that, WHILE she was still with Nick..Yeah, he shouldn't have (kiss and told) but wouldn't you if you looked like him and had the (has been) when she was something and you got a movie to promote...That's showbiz!!

12:39 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Papa Joe better watch out, I smell an Angleina coming on for him going around saying she is depressed and they are walking on egg shells. Granted, JS is not trying to adopt but who wants their parents (or anyone) going around saying that?

I think personally what this is about is Ashley is getting attention, more than Jess and she is not used to that.

12:57 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous AAB said...

Why? Because even her own father has taught her that she is an object to be used. Sick mo-fo.

4:34 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

Not crazy about Jess, but she definitely doesn't need to date trash like that. Guys that go on Stern make up a lot of stuff too.

That said, Joe Simp can't treat his daughter like a movable object and not expect the world to do the same. Comments about her breasts. Plastic surgery head to toe for Ashlee. Getting them signed to projects they aren't even qualified for.

Biggest problem is, Jessica probably won't have any type of career unless her dad coordinates the whole thing.

6:34 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnny Knoxville tapped that ass too during Dukes of Hazzard. Nick found out about that one too. The girl is so fucked up in the head from that fucktard father she has no clue what is going on and Nick was probably the only person that DID care about her for her and not for what she could get them.

9:17 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Simpson needs to let his kids live their own lives....

11:58 PM, September 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow Howard Stern always manages to get his guests to admit to who they've been fucking. I don't believe half the shit they say, especially pertaining to their sex lives. It makes for better ratings.

5:14 PM, September 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:13 AM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

His daughter decided to do the dirty deed and cheat on her husband.. it wasn't rape, you idiot!

12:20 PM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous get in mah belly said...

i hate this

10:19 AM, October 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About the whole Bam just getting married and why he would say it now, he cheated on his ex with the chick that he's married to and Jessica. So, yeah he's a pig and so is Jessica. The End

10:10 PM, January 08, 2007  

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