Tabloid Whore!

9.20.2006

NICK LACHEY STILL DREAMY (PLUS GETS $10 MILLION IN DIVORCE).


Oh that Nick Lachey. According to Star Magazine, his divorce $ettlement with Jessica Simpson is finally over and done with. They are reporting that instead of the paltry $1.25 million first offered by Simpson and her attorneys, Nick will receive a delicious $10 million in assets. Oh yes. Even though the couple did not have a prenup and Nick could have gone to court and ultimately banked 50% of the $36 million that they earned during their marriage, Nick & Jess opted to settle out of court and avoid a nasty battle. According to Star, Nick will get 1.5% of Jessica's Dessert Beauty line (hey, he licked her hand for those ads, he deserves it!), $2 million from the sale of the home they shared, $2.2 million in securities accounts and of course, baby gets to keep the $200k Ferrari Jessica gave to him as a gift. Vroom! Vroom!

Photo credit: Matt Fagg/Images via Nick-lachey.net

21 Comments:

Blogger Kea Renee said...

And there was much rejoycing ;). Still havent gotten his new CD. I hope he forgives me.

11:13 PM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

he is so likeable. what does that say about him for not taking her to court? hope he is happy in life...

11:23 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, You just made my day with those pix! God, I lust that man!!!!

7:53 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

TW, forgive me for not reading your caption yet. Jessica Simpson's whole career was launched on the back of Nick's success. It's insane to think she could've gotten a foothold in entertainment without him as the loving, logical husband on that goofy show. Her bimbo-osity would've given her a short shelf life. As it is, Joe Simpson tried to keep Nick from getting what was more than his earned, fair share -- if we can believe those past reports.

8:38 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous OSCD said...

omg. Great photo to end the story with. Love it!

8:42 AM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

OSCD: Oh honey, I agree 1000% on that one. You must have only started reading my blog recently. I'm a huge Nick supporter. :)

9:36 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous me said...

considering that Nick paid for and almost went broke because of their wedding-and the fact that daddy Joe threw a fit about his beloved Jessica NOT signing a pre-nup (Nick had all the money at that point) it seems only fair that Nick get a nice chunk of change. I think he has handled himself with class and dignity. Good for Nick!! Fuck the Simpsons!!

9:55 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nick deserves every dime for tolerating gthis blonde bimbo for as long as he did.

10:26 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without Nick, there would be no Jessica- period. Her career would be in the fucking gutter if it wasn't for The Newlyweds.

11:06 AM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

agree with all ya'll

12:31 PM, September 21, 2006  
Blogger WAtdAhLL said...

wooooohooooooooooo go nick! now take me out to dinner!

1:17 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hubba Hubba!!!!!!!

2:19 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous malcolm said...

she better hold on to what little she got. 3 weeks and her album haven't move 150,000 units I bet epic will be dropping her ass so fast

3:04 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

yep to all that! I can't wait for our boy Nick to write a tell-all book. hee...

5:50 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He certainly deserved much more than that .. but I suppose getting away quickly from the family of monsters is well worth the sacrifice. Still, what about combat pay!!!!

1:32 AM, September 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hooray for the victory!

12:11 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Lelu said...

He could have gotten more and definitely deserved it..but court battles are stressful. I'm glad he got a nice share, at least. Yay, Nick!

Now if Jessica would only vanish off the face of the earth...

1:20 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YIPEE A WIN FOR THE BROTHERS!

4:48 PM, September 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats to ya nicky now go celebrate for getting away from that trailer hoe.

11:33 AM, September 25, 2006  
Anonymous Kiki said...

Oh I love Nick! Thanks for posting those pics TW!

9:22 AM, September 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONGRATS! NICKEEPPO!

5:51 PM, September 26, 2006  

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