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9.06.2006

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER SAYS TOM AND KATIE SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS.


Just in time for the Vanity Fair pictures of baby Suri Cruise & family hitting the stands, The National Enquirer comes out with the happy (or not so happy) couple on their latest cover. Plus, I'm kinda horrified by the cryptic Muhammad Ali "Last Days" headline. Oh no Muhammad! It also appears that Katie Couric has gone under the knife for her fancy new job on CBS (please tell me she got those stubby teeth fixed!!). More good National Enquirer stuff coming later!
Cover compliments of The National Enquirer

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure katie is pissed that tom is trying to play it off that this kid is theirs!! its a sham!!

11:35 AM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

Why would any gay man sleep in the same bed as a woman? Even a woman who gave birth to a somewhat Asian looking baby that probably isn't his?

12:38 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point, I wouldn't even believe a stack of paternity tests. I agree that the baby is not his, and looks partially Asian. Is it adopted, or did some kindly sperm donor drop by? Is she that desperate for a career or an easy life that she'd get engaged to a gay man? And I use the term man, lightly.

1:00 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are all idiotic. The baby is Tom's. And why are you all saying he is gay?

1:55 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

I kinda think the baby looks like him. Whatever.

Katie Couric's eyes looked all wrong to me yesterday.

2:29 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please people. It's a baby. Discuss, but don't condemn!

2:29 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous angry puss said...

They sleep in separate beds. They don't get along. Sounds like a normal marriage has finally hit Hollywood.

2:31 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the recording of here first words are here:
http://revver.com/video/57310/20671

3:21 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny 2:31!!! You may be correct!

6:47 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

did TW post the VF issue yet? i think the baby looks like Katie. they probably sleep in separate beds BECAUSE of the baby. he might have a crazy hectic work schedule and she probably attends to the child at night so as not to disturb him. it DOES happen for all you people who don't know what parenting entails. however, 4 months old there should be fewer night spells.

8:06 PM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger WAtdAhLL said...

that one cute baby....no matter where she came from!

1:17 PM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who really cares where and IF they sleep. Katie you'd better take that pretty lil girl and RUN while he's asleep

11:58 AM, September 13, 2006  

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