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9.02.2006

MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE CUE CARDS.

Jessica Simpson attempts to sing Friday on the TODAY show amid a bruised vocal chord. Ouch.



"It is true that she has indeed lost her voice." "She's been ordered to rest. ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."
- Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's wrong with that? she had no voice and tried to a high note - I don't get what the big deal is.

5:38 AM, September 02, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Instead of complaining about the things I don't like about JSimp, which would take too long anyways, I'm just gonna sit back and laugh.

Oh, and it's HazimHere.lol

6:10 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Thanks, TW! That's the best laugh I've had in a while.

8:53 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh...my god. papa simpson probably had a talk with her after THIS...

9:48 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHE NEVER COULD SING FROM THE JUMP! NEXT DISCUSSION.....

10:09 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would she even risk it?

And I love that she sang her old "go to" song because all her her new songs blow.

1:26 PM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous old bitch with an attitude said...

Isn't licking ice cream her real specialty? Who booked this gig? Have their head first thing Monday morning and send them packing out of 30 Rock.

3:17 PM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitch can't sing, period.

3:39 PM, September 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she sounds like she always does--crappy

6:42 PM, September 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GAWD, can someone tell her to just GET A NEW CAREER. She cannot sing, she NEVER could sing and this only made it worse. She needs to realize she sucks at singing. Good throat or not.

7:18 PM, September 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know where I can hear this voice crack thing?

2:01 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just one bad note she still has a great voice

6:38 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

aw! that makes me so sad for her! i really feel for her :-(

8:14 PM, September 08, 2006  

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