Tabloid Whore!

9.19.2006

LOHAN WANTS TO MOVE TO LONDON. OH PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE.



Alert! Lindsay Lohan has said she lerrrvves London so much that she wants to move to Notting Hill with her new boy toy Harry Morton. YES! She reportedly has said, "I just love Notting Hill - it has some really cool shops and great restaurants. "I've been looking at some properties while I've been over here and we're hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry really fitting in there." Oh London, you can gladly have her. Please, please Lindsay...move the hell to London and get out of Los Angeles. Then maybe we wouldn't have to read about you breaking this, that, or the other every single week in every single tabloid, not to mention be exposed to your frequent stays in the hospital for "exhaustion." Most importantly, if your ass is gone, maybe Kitson will finally get rid of the damn red rope outside their store and Robertson Blvd will become an enjoyable place to shop again.
Source: Contact Music
image via splash news

17 Comments:

Blogger get in mah belly said...

YEA! What she said!! *points at TW*
Let the lady shop in peace LL!

12:55 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The chic is a fucking disaster. Let the Brit's rag on her for a while.

1:04 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Yeah, Tabloid Whore!!!! Please use your clout and get this chick across the pond, the sooner the better!

1:29 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the idea of her moving to another country too, but do you really think we would hear about her any less?? unfortunately, I doubt it. but we can hope right?

2:45 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

"me and Harry really fit in here"...like she'll still be dating him come October.

whore

3:09 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh well. At least ol' Lilo doesn't lose her cell phone and addresses all the time......

5:48 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit ... there IS a God!!! PLEASE let that screeching freckle-skank move to the UK. Good Riddence!!!

7:30 PM, September 19, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

ooo anon 7:30 i thought i was the only one who hates her freckles! they drive me nuts!

9:06 PM, September 19, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Ehem...i'd have to disagree. The freckles and red hair are the best thing about her. Now if only she would stop the dirty spray tan look and embrace "pale is the new tan." Thank you.

9:17 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? The thing really holding her back is her belief that looking frail is hot. Bitch needs to eat a sammich if yaknowwhatimean cause she ain't got no titties no more and she makes my shit flacid lolz

I am being overly obnoxious and repeating lame cliches but ya know it's true! I wouldn't hit it...

11:34 PM, September 19, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

That is one rough place to live and want to party.. She should be aware of the feisty YOB's living there.. disrepectful, cruel willing and wanting to beat you up, if they get a chance.

11:35 AM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buh bye!

7:34 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

never will so much hot air be spotted in London since the German Zeppelins came calling

10:51 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah ... put that motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane for London.

2:51 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....Love, Paris

9:36 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please leave i will personally purchase your airfare....slutbag!

10:31 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone else think that guy walking with her in the pic looks alot like "Gil Grissam" from the original CSI? I don't know his real name... but.. hmm.. looks like him.

7:41 AM, September 25, 2006  

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