Tabloid Whore!

9.18.2006

HAPPY MONDAY! ANYONE FREE FOR LUNCH?





Yeah, It must be tough being a celebrity like Nicole Richie and having every single move you make monitored and recorded by the good 'ol paparazzi. Just look here at the dear trying to eat a burger in peace, I mean, c'mon..she says she is not anorexic, but you damn photographers are stressing her out so much that that burger may very well end up in the toilet because of you! Oh and by the way... I don't buy her supposed "romance" with Brody Jenner for a second. Dude does not go from a Kristin Cavalleri bod to a Nicole Richie bod. I'm sure she's a doll, but I'm betting it's just the whole childhood friend thing over anything romantic. Damn, hopefully he can get her to keep that burger down, looks like she was having a bit of difficulty (or maybe it's just those horrendous old lady glasses she is wearing weighing her face down).
See more delicious second by second eating shots over at X17online.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear G*d! The girl is finally eating, they should leave her the hell alone!

10:51 AM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm just cynical... but it looks like these celebs use the press for staged things like this. nicole richie eating a burger? please. if she's so bothered by the paparazzi, she would not wear a ridiculous bikini on the beach or eat a burger in front of them. take your food home or get it delivered like aniston and the others. she's freakin' proud of that coat-hanger frame.

maybe sounds mean, but she knows she's being hounded for the food shots. looks like a set-up.

she's getting on my last nerve!! : )

10:59 AM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

god this is so degrading and humiliating , even for me to watch. i feel really sorry for her that they took these pictures. she is a human being with feelings. i bet she would start crying if she saw these pictures and the connotations they leave you with. :(

12:16 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

I'm glad the girl is eating. Her frame is so far from healthy. But can we please focus on what is really important? Those friggin' glasses. They're wider then her hips.

1:10 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

I agree with 10:59am...they are totally staged eating photos. Lame!

1:22 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they are staged too. There's no damn meat on that sandwich!

2:27 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Joy said...

This is Nicole's meal from the month. I'm glad she's enjoying it.

She craves nutrition, sticking out her tongue in advance?! You gotta love her.

2:37 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

joy... thought you wrote, she craves attention! but you're right, maybe she craves nutrition. a few vitamins A through E...

the thing is, her first season on "simple life," she was a good 25 lbs overweight. now she's gone in the opposite direction. maybe cause paris, at first, got all the attention and was so much thinner.

she wants to look this way. her natural body weight is much heavier....because we've seen it!

3:26 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

How many wanna bet it's a veggie burger on wheat?! I guarantee you she is anorexic and would not be capable of stomaching a REAL burger. It would physically make her ill, so I totally agree that they are staged. She is in such denial. Does she not notice her hair becoming even thinner? I'm super pissed at her Personal Trainer though, because he has always defended her and said that she is now the right weight for her frame! Someone needs to sue his dumbass just for encouraging her.

3:33 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

I;d take Nicole over that lame ass Kristin ANYDAY. She's prettier, has more style and personality.

Kristin is a fucking loser- the paparazzi even make fun of her how hard she works to get pics taken of her (of course they still take them)

3:40 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

i also wanted to point out to anyone who forgot that nicole did have a drug problem, and there is a very real possibility after ditching the heroin, that she started to do something else as destructive. addictions can take many forms and can rotate, even.

3:57 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

i think she might have a drug problem. you don't eat your whole life and then suddenly find food disgusting.

but maybe she's anorexic... that need to control fame or pressure or whatever. hey, she's a party chick but she seems smart. i think she could've had a viable career doing a number of things, including a good run at college. (unlike paris, lindsay or britney... who are essentially unexplainable.)

4:03 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

you got some good points there. imo, i think it is because of an addictive nature. hey, we all have something we deal with. but when she did the first season of SL, she just got off of heroin. sometimes drugs can make you fat, so maybe after awhile she lost some of that druggie weight?

7:23 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

She can eat at home I hope.. or inside! Sheese!

5:57 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Lelu said...

Poor Nicole. She really is a homely little thing here...what is up w/those ridiculous glasses? She looks like someone's Jewish grandma down in Boca, FL.

And I don't feel sorry for her regarding the paparazzi. Word is that she calls them to tell them where she'll be - she LOVES the attention.

1:18 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i met her biological uncle the musician alejandro escobedo (sp) and I swear to gawd they have the same facial features and that guy is suffering from the hep c. he is doing better now and a helluva a musician. i think it's funny that she is related to sheila e... the glamorous life! lmao

9:14 AM, September 26, 2006  

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