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Travis Barker and his rumored new Ho-mance with Paris Hilton earns him this week's crown of Dumbass of The Week. Travis is an awesome drummer, but anyone who knowingly hooks up with a skank rumored to have The Herpes isn't too bright in my book. Okay, maybe it was a an attempt to piss off his soon to be ex-wife Shanna Moakler because, um, I don't know, he's pissed she may have cheated on him and also didn't tell him she was doing Dancing With the Stars? The thing is, there are so many hot bitches he could have hooked up with, but Paris? Not only did it hurt Shanna Moakler, but it grossed out a bunch of his fans who couldn't help but lose a little bit of respect for him. Sorry guy.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shanna said on DWTS last night that what he did no longer concerned her. I doubt she cares who he is with at all. She certainly didn't seem to.

11:01 AM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger David N. Scott said...

Not to mention Shanna is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. 'I'll show you! I'll take two steps down!'

12:04 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

he would've been better off with....ME!!!

1:16 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that his primary reason for leaving Shanna was her laziness. Has he not seen The Simple Life? This girl doesn't even get up before 12pm.

1:17 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way. He would never be good enough for her. She wouldn't even give him a second look. Except maybe to make fun of him.

3:13 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fans? You got to be kidding me. He was in a second rate pop punk band that got famous on watered down music. He is a good drummer though, he has a great future ahead of him in commercial library music.

4:35 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

Blink 182 were so fucking lame.

Travis looks liker he's bringing his own set of diseases to the table- it's not like Paris is ruining him.

That being said, he's a fucking IDIOT to be with Paris.

6:03 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who has custody of the kids...Travis or Shanna? Cause you know I might be just a little protective, but I would freak if I found out my ex had that thing around my kids. Not that I would have an ex that looked like that either.

7:56 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Enough already said...

The thought of the two of them exchanging body fluids is enough to make the CDC shudder. Both of them are human petre dishes - who knows what's growing inside that nasty culture.

9:42 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

fucking gross!

10:07 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't think ever i've seen more ridiculousness

tattoos are so over
mohawks are so over
gucci is so over
turquoise contact lenses so over
hilton hotels...over for YEARS...
except in third world countries..


these are meedu problem children
so nerdy
and so nothin

11:22 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

anon 11:22, you make some great points. travis=dorkiest loser ever

12:23 PM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger WAtdAhLL said...

the cdc should shudder! lol

and shana seems to be nothing but a walking uterus with an alterior motive so why would she care!

8:34 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Lelu said...

You can look at Travis and tell he isn't too bright. If you're still in doubt, check out his ramblings on MySpace. The guy cannot spell worth a damn.

My question is this - how the HELL did he get Shanna? He is disgustingly ugly and she isn't. Very strange.

1:14 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gawd, paris looks especially disgusting in this pic. blech.

11:32 PM, September 25, 2006  

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