The name says it all.
Ugh. If those crap sugar "energy" drinks weren't bad enough, a new one has hit the market called, "Cocaine." Yeah, yeah, don't get excited people, the drink doesn't actually contain any of the real drug, but the name alone is enough for me to give the drink itself, and its inventor Jamey Kirby, the crown of co-"Dumbass's of The Week." According to ABC News, this drink is supposed to "give a person a "high" coupled with a tingly euphoric feeling within five minutes of drinking it. That initial boost is followed 15 minutes later by an energy buzz that will last five to six hours." Oh, and not to mention contains a "throat-numbing" ingredient that emulates the numbing affects of real cocaine.
Whatever. I'm sure a bunch of you will be like, "ooh I want to try that!" and if you are an adult and you want to put that crap in your body instead of having energy from lets say, eating healthy and working out, do it. But to market something with a name like this, when tweens, teens, etc will be drinking this shit (cuz you know they do), how long before one stupid kid is like, "Ohhh me likey this buzz and my throat feeling all numb, real cocaine must be even better!!" Real smart. Dumbass!
Source: ABC News