Tabloid Whore!



"No one remembers me anymore."

Hey, I'm not going to lie, I think the girl looks gorgeous just freaks me out that I still don't recognize her after the nose job et al. Good Lord, Ashlee's become the new Jennifer Grey. Do you think she ever looks in the mirror and is like, "who dat hot beezotch?!" The girl may be all shiny, spray tan and new, but she still eats at the Taco Bell if you know what I'm saying, aight?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is highly amusing.

11:01 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous ci said...

I think she looks like Brittany Murphy in that poster.

11:28 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

Every time I see her now, I think Wow! Who is that?

Then when I realize it, I stick another fork in my eye.

5:47 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, Ci, every time I see the promos for this I think at first its Brittany Murphy.

6:19 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jess is like "hey give me back my face you bitch!" God, it's disturbing!

12:55 PM, September 16, 2006  
Blogger Apres Ski said...

Since that nose job, she has no soul! I guess she's sleeping with the Devil because I don't see her at all in there. Who is that? I always have to look 2 or 3 times until I realize I'm looking at a girl who's father helped her sell her soul!


2:51 PM, September 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she looks better than jessie by miles.

6:22 PM, September 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Good Lord, Ashlee's become the new Jennifer Grey." Funny cuz it's true~ LOLZ!!!

11:24 AM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

Hey, the nose job was a smart move- she's gorgeous now.

No talent though

3:41 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a stupid, pretentious bitch.

3:00 AM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Lelu said...

I cannot stand any of the Simpson. Have to say though that Ashlee is much prettier now. I don't think she looks anything like Jessica. I cannot imagine her playing the part of Roxie Hart in Chicago....seems like she'll ruin it. And WTF is up with the stupid tongue-sticking-out promo shot? I hate it. I want to slap her silly.

1:17 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, only another post or two, and this will finally be out of viewing!!!! Thank GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

3:59 PM, September 23, 2006  

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