Tabloid Whore!



As many of you may have already heard, Jennifer Lopez has dropped out of the big screen version of the television show Dallas. Why oh why would Jblow, uh, I mean, JLo, give up the part of a lifetime playing good 'ol alcoholic Sue Ellen Ewing? Word is, Lopez allegedly thought the script sucked and she was not thrilled about doughboy John Travolta playing her on screen husband, J.R. Ewing. A source told Page Six, "The script sucks." "And John Travolta? If it had been a man's man like Ed Harris or Tommy Lee Jones . . . but you don't just go from doing 'Hairspray' to 'Dallas.' " OUCH! How rude! Oh well, I much prefer Jennifer Lopez in cheesy romantic comedies like The Wedding Planner that I can watch over and over anyway. And Travolta? Well, damn...I know he's kind of doughy now, but all the fellow would have to do was work out a bit before the movie and he'd be in J.R. shape. No matter what Lopez allegedly thinks, I'm looking forward to seeing him in the movie. Anyone have a good casting suggestion on who should now play the part of Sue Ellen Ewing?
Source: Page Six


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maria Bello comes to mind

12:23 PM, August 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go kitsch. Get Kirstie Alley!

1:54 PM, August 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jblow needs to blow out of here.

2:37 PM, August 07, 2006  
Anonymous Jayne said...

J.Ho is a moron. JR was never a hot body type -- Travolta is perfect. OTOH, Suellen was a bitch, so J. Ho would have been perfect. Remind me again of J. Ho's last big hit???

2:43 PM, August 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. Weasel Anthony could never have pulled SueEllen.

I suggest Janice Dickinson.

Can she memorize lines?

4:29 PM, August 07, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

OMFG, Janice Dickinson would be perfect! Good call.

Clearly, Jello wants to maintain the same low standards in her script choices. Dumbass.

5:01 PM, August 07, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

John's not manly enough for any female Lopez or crazy Charo either.. Joe Peschi and Danny DaVito would surpass Travolta as a millionaire Texan.. any day. So sad J-Lo says.."If You Had My Love No Me Ames; It would kill ya.."
Britney with black hair and loopy with caffine would be perfect.. You're fired pool boy.. Goodbye ya'll.

9:03 PM, August 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Travolta had an Oscar nom at some point, didn't he? He's much higher on the acting chain than J-Lo.

She's a diva, a beautiful lady who can sell things; perfume and clothes and movie tickets. I don't see any Oscar nominations in her future, but hey, who knows.

9:39 PM, August 07, 2006  
Blogger Apres Ski said...

I heard she left because the director left. They were a packaged deal. If he wasn't directing, she wasn't acting. It wasn't because of Travolta or her being a diva for a change, but more importantly than casting, the script SUCKED!! It wasn't good enough to wrap dead fish & left in New Jersey!

7:51 AM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

apres ski, that's the most logic i've heard all day!

J-Lo deserves the benefit of the doubt, I'd say. : )

10:04 AM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad that J-LO backed out of the project. She is not much of an actress.

2:05 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad Jennifer Lopez has backed out of that train wreck of a movie they call Dallas. And I am also glad it's rumored she didn't want to do the movie with Ravolta (Oops I mean Travolta). He's soooo gross and his wife is a d-list bitch and a Scientology FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:10 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:24 PM, August 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


huh? what?....

1:04 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she just didn't want to kiss a gay guy... oh yeah i forgot she was in a movie with matthew m. hmmmm don't know, i guess the script sux. I think they should get Michelle Pfieffer to play her and darken her hair she would be a fabo drunk and look great with JT.

10:18 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharon Stone would be perfect as Sue Ellen.

11:36 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Maybe she didn't want to work with an actor who can't act, or had sperm breath, or was going to set up a $cientology tent on the back lot. I'm no fan of Jlowblow, but I'd take her over that pissant Revolta any day.

10:45 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

she is so ugly. i hate jslut

5:41 PM, August 27, 2006  

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