THIS WEEK'S THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: KATIE COLLAPSES & MARIE OSMOND ATTEMPTS SUICIDE!
As always, crazy, crazy stuff is going down this week in The National Enquirer. The cover story has Katie Holmes reportedly "collapsing" (figuratively, not literally) due to all the stress in her life. It's the same old problems about the same old situation with hubby Tom. She reportedly had to take off to their home in Telluride, Colorado to try and "collect her thoughts and pull her life together." So sad. Let them stay together, whatever, I just want to see Kate glowing and smiling again like she was when she first met Tom. Where'd she go?? This issue of The Enquirer also has a dramatic story about how Marie Osmond, 46, allegedly attempted suicide on July 26th. Oh no Marie! They say that she was very depressed over problems in her family and downed a bottle of Adderall and a bottle of Klonopin. She also reportedly scrawled a suicide note on the bathroom counter in lipstick. So dramatic! According to The Enquirer, part of the note said how sorry she was for being a bad mother and that her children would be better off without her. Luckily one of Marie's friends had come over to the house, found her "unconscious and covered in vomit" and called for help and ultimately, saved her life. Oh dear, just last week The Enquirer had a story about Marie's troubled 18 year old adopted daughter Jessica being in rehab, battling sex addiction, hitting the bottle and battling anorexia. If that's not enough, Jessica and her sister Rachel, 16, are said to have posted a bunch of sex crap about themselves on their myspace pages. Sweet Lord! I'm sorry, but it's not surprising this poor Mormon woman was driven to the pills! Good luck Marie.
For the complete story and even more trashy gossip juice, make sure to pick up this week's issue of The National Enquirer.
Update: Marie Osmond's spokesperson is denying she had a suicide attempt, saying, "She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out." "She's doing fine. She's vacationing with her family right now."
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 8/03/2006
12 Comments:
When is Marie ever going to get it right?
Truthfully, there is nothing funny about about the possibility of leaving children motherless. But, DAMN! Sister-girl is such a fuck up!
Sex addicts were called sluts back in my days. What a crock!
Wow! I don't even want to think about having kids and them putting trash like that on their myspace accts.
I KNOW I shouldn't be laughing....but the lipstick suicide note is soooo Dynasty. And I read that this is not her first attempt...this woman has serious problems and now her kids are giving her grief. Poor woman. And when are the PR people going to just admit that us "normal" people know that "adverse reaction to medication" really means tried to OD. Hopefully she's vacationing at a real rehab place.
Poor Marie- ya know she's a little bit country.
OMG sammie...I hate that you came up with that last line and I didn't. Simple and F'n brilliant!
Poor Kate. What a horrible picture! I hope she's really not that miserable.
I hope Tom and Katie die in a plane crash...
Marie--what was she doing having all those thousands of children? And adopting??
I like her and hope she pulls through. She seems like a great lady over the years.
... abba, don't hold back !!!
poor Kate but she got herself into this mess..if she leaves he'll get the baby hands down. She needs to stay until she can get enuf $$ of her own to fight his butt in court and win custody!
I've heard he would get the kid, full custody, if any break-up.
Wouldn't the Oprah tape and other stuff make him look a little wacky?
Her dad's an attorney and I know he hammered that prenup before she signed it.
I think that katie should leave tom and his crazy religion. why should u have to change your belivesfor a man???? she already has his first and only biological child and that childsupport should be more than enough to raise the baby. and she can still pick up whats left of her career. Katie, all U need is your family, men come and go, tom belongs to the church of whatever and hollywood. get your childsupport and GO ON!!!!
The Enquirer story about Marie is untrue and quite mean. Marie is a real sweetheart and a great Mom.
Watch her this weekend as she celebrates her 15th Anniversary of Dolls with a QVC Mini-Series August 11th, 12th & 13th.
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