THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: ROBIN WILLIAMS IN REHAB.
Oh here we go, here's the cover of this week's The National Enquirer and it's hot! hot! hot! This week they are breaking a big story about dear Robin Williams being in rehab for alcohol (join the club Robin), AND they have exclusive pictures. Plus, it looks like good 'ol Tom Cruise is not happy about people speculating that baby Suri came out of Kate all wrong. Aww c'mon! Just show us that beautiful baby Tom and then all the rumors will stop! Also, seems like the crucifixion of Mel Gibson continues as The Enquirer breaks the lid off of his alleged 15 years of affairs and how he got himself all up in a "cocaine frenzy." God help us all.NE Cover compliments of The National Enquirer.
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 8/09/2006
6 Comments:
I hope the story about Tomkats baby being disfigured is true... That would be such a blow to his already over-the-top ego.
Robin better be hittin' rehab before he gets wasted enough to go on some tirade about Jews and war.
You can never be too careful.
I didn't even know he had a drinking problem.
Kirstie's eating, Robin's drinking, Mel is living it up and Tom Cruise is flying high.
God help us all.
If the baby resembles Tom, does that qualify as disfigured?
If I understand this correctly, a bunch of drunken Jews disfigured Baby Suri, causing Robin Williams to join a cult.
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