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8.09.2006

SURI CRUISE RUMORED TO COME OUT IN VANITY FAIR.


Ooooh! It looks like we may be able to confirm or deny those nasty rumors Tom Cruise is so pissed about of Suri Cruise being disfigured very, very soon. It's being reported that famed photographer Annie Lebovitz shot photos of the infamous invisible baby and are set to debut in Vanity Fair Magazine this fall. Okay, (1) I much like the idea of using Annie Lebovitz (2) The decision to debut the photos in Vanity Fair was a much classier and less frenzied move than lets say, PEOPLE or any of the other glossy rags. I know a lot of people don't care anymore about seeing photos of Kate & Tom's baby, but I actually am more excited to see them now rather than when she was just baby blob mush one week out of the vagina. At least now that she is older we will be able to tell if she looks more like Tom, Kate or L.Ron Hubbard. Cruise's and Vanity Fair's rep have "no comment" on whether or not the photos are going to appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. Hmmmm...
Source: Page Six

12 Comments:

Anonymous ts said...

I agree TW - rather see the thing now than when it was just an unidentifiable meatball

8:51 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit about Slurpee Cruise... What a bullshit name anyways. Cult freaks!

9:56 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love annie leibovitz.
her shot of john and yoko for the cover of rolling stone is one of my faves.
so even for that reason i think its great.

12:48 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"baby blob mush just one week out of the vagina" - You're writing is PRICELESS. I love it!!!!

4:35 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

annie took the photos in april when suri was a baby blob mush just one week out of the vag. you'll be looking at 6 month old photos by the time you see them.

7:14 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor katie

11:27 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares at this point????? It's so stupid

11:58 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they say Suri Cruise will come out in Vanity Fair, does this mean Tom will too?

1:35 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

=======
======= I cannot wait to see when they finally do the unveiling of that baby! Talk about living in a fish bowl. Tom is doing wrong by not bringing the baby out, like, hmmm, when it was first born!

7:21 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger Cap'n Bob Napier said...

I hate to blame a baby for the assinine antics of its parents, so I can't say I wish it any harm. I have to wonder how Katie's taking this isolation, however. Most new mothers can't wait to show off their newborns, ugly or not. She's like the princess in the castle held prisoner by the evil wizard. I do hope all these shennanigans convince her that her dwarf husband has led her down the garden path and that she has sense enough to leave him and his horrid cult in the dust.

10:35 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger disneygirls said...

Wheres the baby?

11:01 AM, August 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

evry1 needs 2 get over it and move on 2 sumthing else. Gees havn't people heard of privacy, leave the poor so called "disfigured" kid alone even if you think its just a blob. I feel sorry for katie 2 b putting up with a control freak like Tom!!! etc. GOD HELP EM!

3:45 AM, August 15, 2006  

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