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8.01.2006

OH YEAH, PAMELA ANDERSON & KID ROCK GOT MARRIED.

With all this Mel Gibson ruckus going on, I completely forgot to talk about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock getting married. Okay, actually, truth is I didn't give a shit. What I do give a shit about are these fabulously, trashy wedding photos of the couple on their special day. A few years ago I used to think Pamela was absolutely gorgeous, but unfortunately now her big, inflated bazoonga's remind me way too much of that kooky lady Angeline that drives around Los Angeles in her pink corvette and has billboards up of her face & big boobies all over town. One good thing about this white trash wedding was that good 'ol Courtney Love was a guest and although she is sporting major beach hair, girlfriend definitely lost all that weight and dare I say, possibly has a better body now than Pamela? I'm also disappointed the bride chose to wear the same "outfit" she wore for her marriage to Tommy Lee. Aside from that being a major fashion faux pax, lets hope she washed that white bikini in between marriages.
Update: I was incorrect about her wearing the bikini for the actual ceremony. As you can see, Pamela apparently wore some form of white something-or-other and Bob dutifully wore his favorite trucker cap. There is hope after all.







Photos courtesy of Splash News

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good for entertainment purposes...I give it 4 months.

12:24 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

courtney looks better than the bride... whoda thought that!!

12:29 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtney lookin hot...when did this happen????

She is going to give Janet Jackson a run for her $$ on best celebrity diet secrets.

12:32 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm happy for Courtney (and I won't be catty and say drugs make you thin). She was seriously close to the edge there... and even in this long-distance shot she looks healthy & happy. She must be working really hard on this, for herself and for Frances.

1:01 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pammy looks good for a bride in a bikini. She could lose the implants and look so much better.

1:02 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but Pammy has an odd looking ass. Too flat or something. Like the volume of her boobs were borrowed from her rear.

Courtney, my oh my! ya' look great! Didn't believe it was you!

2:21 PM, August 01, 2006  
Blogger BurgandySkies said...

Boy...I can imagine why we have all these anorexic chicks running around Hollywood.

Apparently it's been so long since anyone saw an actress/singer that didn't look like a drug addict you've all decided it's sexy.

Courtney looks gross. Eat something chicka.

3:20 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtney's not too thin.

3:24 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:20-

I totally agree, plus these 2 chics are getting up there in age and things are starting ot sag...not so cute in the bikini anymore. And I think Courtney looks horrible.

3:58 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, their wedding kindly invited photographers (maybe)... but they didn't need to dress for the wedding except any way they wanted. And Pam again with a wedding bikini... whatevah!

6:07 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the bride gave hepatitis to her spouse....She is nasty...

6:24 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid Rock could've cut his hair... just a little ?

6:39 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such an amazing classy looking group of people....not!!!This wedding has to be the skankiest, nastiest group of people evah!

6:44 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's with the getting married in a bikini...didn't she do that already - TWICE!

8:41 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

were Brandon and Dylan at mom's wedding? Because if they were, it's not the best looking get-together with all the bikinis and drinks. Maybe the boys were left back at the hotel. That's not so great either.

8:42 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous peace pipe said...

holy crap, courtney love looks amazing!

7:15 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is becoming very scary to look at...

8:46 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Britney aint alone in the white trash arena.

8:59 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that courtney love? She looks good for once.

9:38 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is CLove wearing pantyhose under her bikini bottoms? The elastic looks cut off, but I think she is!
Hmm.

9:51 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sorry pam, but how could you possibly want to wake up next to...that? although i guess some people would say the same about you. ooooh!

9:52 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous jo said...

maybe she was wearing a dress earlier or something (regarding the pantyhose).

9:53 AM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:51, might be a chain to show off her waistline. The sunburn changes in two places... or it's the camera lens. Who knows!

5:46 PM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay folks. The red line goes across the picture from 'splashnews'. can't figure out if she's got elastic or what...

5:48 PM, August 02, 2006  

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