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Curb Your Enthusiasm's Larry David worked himself up into a slight tizzy last weekend while he and his wife were up at Martha's Vineyard. Seems that Larry parked his $75,000 BMW in a supermarket parking lot when, according to Page Six, a shopping cart on the loose crashed into his fancy ass ride. When Larry saw that the offending shopping cart made a dent on the car, a witness claims Larry "saw there was a little dent and he was all p - - - - d off and called the cops." "There he is in a golf shirt and shorts, flapping away with his arms. It was just like an episode on his show where something goes wrong and he gets bent out of shape." No word on whether or not the shopping cart had an owner or if it was just rolling around on its own. Man, Larry David is awesome. Only he would call the cops on a wild shopping cart. Love it. Plus, I just read some great news for Curb Your Enthusiasm fans, the show has been confirmed for a 6th season on HBO! All the regulars are coming back and they are going to start shooting new episodes in September. Season Six is slated to air sometime in 2007. Whooopie!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

'shopping card' shouldn't it be cart? ;)


11:53 PM, August 09, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Thanks cylestia, oopsie! type-o.

11:58 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God knows he can't afford to buy 20 more BMWs tomorrow.

9:05 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, get a grip.

9:22 AM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE CALLED THE POLICE? I live in LA,and they don't come when you have a REAL car accident unless a human has sustained injuries. There simply is not enough cop-power. If they came because was Larry "Midas" David who has between 200-300 million$$$,
then we need to start an investigation into unfair star treatment by the LAPD. OMG who'd ever would believe that.

He called the police on a shopping cart? For a $50 ding? I always thought this guy was a "schmuck". [I learned that word from his show since I don't know Yiddish.] I can't watch him anymore, because he whines for a solid hour. After a while, you realize that's what he's really like. He's not joking, he really is that creep that borrows 7 bucks from the parking attendant since he has no cash. People around here say his wife is a living nightmare too.

I ponder, if I had $100 million$$ would I be a whiny biaccche when my private jet chef forgot the soy milk?

1:17 PM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

hahahalmfao "soy milke"

5:38 PM, August 27, 2006  

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