Tabloid Whore!



x17online has captured the first images of baby Suri. Yesterday the website posted a picture that wasn't even worth showing you because it was so far off in the distance you couldn't even make out the baby blob through the open window. Afterwards, their photo masters went to work and now we have a much closer shot of Katie looking out the window with baby Suri behind her in her little bed. Yeah, it's hella blurry, but you can make out that it's a baby with dark hair. So, for all you freaks out there that actually believed the baby didn't exist, here's your proof. I so want to know how much money the dude that captured this photo got. Hope it was worth hanging out in the trees buddy.
Source: X17online


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, seriously this is one creepy ass picture! Mom standing in the window looking out as her baby sleeps...and it's all blurry!! It looks like something out of a horror movie. ECH! I have the eebie geebies!!!!

6:43 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And one little problem with the "baby" - why is it so big? Suri is supposedly 4 months old? That's a toddler sized child/doll/cutout...

8:25 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger elizabeth said...

Have you ever heard of Photoshop?? ANd this is not even a decent effort. Look at the size of Katie, either she is 7 feet tall or she lives in the Keebler Elves' House...And yes the baby is too big.

9:29 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

elizabeth, katie holmes IS really tall. Not seven feet, but it doesn't look like the picture is photoshopped, just incredibly enlarged or something.

10:17 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like a still from a Roman Polanski pic!

7:00 PM, August 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The alien family waits for their alien food delivery from the alien Pink Dot.

7:32 PM, August 13, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

she does look creepy. like some witch lady. poor baby.

11:24 PM, August 23, 2006  

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